Just found out that when my moms water broke to give birth to me, her and my dad were watching friends and thought “hmm we have time to finish the episode first”
People will think this is BS but I just acquired babcocks actual cell. If this gets 10K likes I’ll send him a picture of me sitting on the sink with my ass out with the caption “go through my phone daddy”
Crazy to think early humans walked around naked. Bare ass sitting on sand and dirt. Penis flopping on ant hills and shit. Fucking idiots should’ve just bought some clothes