Jack Bauer

If everyone did as I said it'd be called 12 damn it

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

When you go round doing fuck all every day, is it any surprise your all facing cuts!! #antiwinsornetwork

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

The bouncer does not bother to check whether Jack Bauer is on The List

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Bauers back!!!!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Wish I hadn't bothered taking the time getting all the shots of bin laden!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

@jreidz will do

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

I once shot myself 10 times, just to prove what a lil bitch @50cent is!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Just landed in Libya. Expect big news in the next 24 hours.

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

CTU this is Bauer we're moving into position

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Saddam Hussein: Killed. Osama bin Laden: Killed. Justin Bieber: ?????

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers arn't the only JB that can trend on twitter!!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

It took the American government 2 trillion dollars and 10 years to try and kill bin Laden. It took me 24 hours and a pen!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

There's only one way Obama won't get another 4 years. That's if I decided to run for President!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

President Obama ordered the Navy Seals to protect bin Laden from me. Shock they failed!!!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Kicking back with a Murree Beer and Chana Masala. Both taste like shit!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you don't wanna know the outcome of 24 the movie, don't put the news on!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Who wants to help me spend $25,000,000 !!!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

The raid on Osama's compound took 40 minutes, not including breaks for advertisements!!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

24 Abottabad, coming to Fox, fall 2011!

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

Rumors that it was Chuck Norris who killed bin Laden are GREATLY exaggerated!!! Trust me ;)

[Jack Bauer @JackFuckinBauer]

“@Mr_Osama_Biatch: Jack Bauer sucks can't aim....trust me.” easy tiger!!