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I want to be the sunlight of your century

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just a little something I've been working on for all of you

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The herman miller goon station

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Habedasher’s wish

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forgot i had this vid of corey from like 7 years ago

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If you could do it all over again… would you change a thing?

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@Dexerto Rest in power legend

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The spires of Jericho

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Favorite baby names

Girl
•uncle separator
•flex
•vortex cypher
•the finch
•niceness 360
•1963
•jericho prime
•tokyo carbonara

Boy
•kimberly
•annie
•vanessa
•polly
•mimi
•chicken sandwich man
•shona
•puzzle piece

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Things we need to normalize for men

-seeking the bag
-nazi zombies on hard mode
-doing triple backflips
-hard posting w/ the crew
-buying katanas
-replaying the silent cartographer 40x a day
-caniacs
-smoking the bong at age 2
-going beast mode

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four disastrous acts of judgment: sword, famine, wild beasts, and pestilence.

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I’m
An Alabama gamer
And I want to be free
Phat Ass White Girls
DM Me
I schlonk weed
Yes I cuss
I just shidded
On the fortnite bus

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The adventures of uncle cheddar Mason

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Cheddar Mason

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Who’s thinking about the Mason Dixon line rn

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The aggrieved cheddar mason

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What’s up cheddar mason?

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when i tweet “the cheddar mason” and hit send.

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Been thinking and I believe I’ve come up with the ultimate joint. a gram of pirate’s booty, ak47, diesel 2.0, hobbit hole, bio-Jesus, and then a sprinkle of urkel kush, afghan kush, lemon blade, alien asshat, atomic goat, hex-dr45 and glue mind. It would b the perfect high tbh.