Jack Goff

Reporting all things Bleacher Bums, Co-Founder of Goff & Secks CORP. 📈

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IT IS OVER! THE BLEACHER BUMS ARE YTFBL CHAMPIONS!

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2026 Keeper Breakdown:

Locks:
Jackson Chourio, 21
Gunnar Henderson, 24
Logan Webb, 28
Blake Snell, 32
Hunter Brown, 27
Max Fried, 31
Spencer Schwellenbach, 25

Likely:
Pablo Lopez, 29

Maybe:
Mackenzie Gore, 26
David Peterson, 30
Nick Lodolo, 27
Nico Hoerner, 28

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Team Awards:

MVP: Hunter Brown
Cy Young: Hunter Brown
Most Valuable Hitter: Nico Hoerner
Reliever of the Year: Aroldis Chapman
Best Waiver Wire Add: Byron Buxton

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A look back at the 2024 keepers and their 2025 seasons:
FP, PPG
Gunnar Henderson - 505 , 3.5
Jackson Chourio - 477, 3.8
Logan Webb - 675, 21.1
Blake Snell - 180, 18
Hunter Brown - 709, 23.6
Max Fried - 693, 22.4
Pablo Lopez - 222, 15.9
Justin Steele - Traded
Wyatt Langford - Cut

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Joe Rogan mentions the Bums in his latest episode:

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What a team, what a ride. And it ended with a championship. Tweets are still to come recapping this incredible 2025 season.

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Congratulations to long time Team Suganda main stay Zac Gallen on becoming a champion with the Bleacher Bums and congratulations to the organization they knew their we’re glaring issues on this team army so they rebuilt and now their rewarded.

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Zac Gallen named World Series MVP, per Goff & Secks CORP.

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IT IS OVER! THE BLEACHER BUMS ARE YTFBL CHAMPIONS!

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The President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, addresses the Bleacher Bums following their World Series victory:

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How we feeling, Bums fans?

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Ranger Suarez has exited the game and Team Bradley Cooper is officially out of arms. They will be relying on their hitters to mount what would be a legendary comeback.

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The Bums have a 62 point lead heading into the pivotal last day of this World Series. They will throw Kyle Bradish (v NYY) and Team Bradley Cooper will have Ranger Suarez (@ AZ), Michael King (@ CWS), and Freddy Peralta (@ STL). This should be a great ending to a great season.

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WS Day 2 PTS

HITTERS:
TBC 38.0
Bums 58.5

STARTERS
TBC 16.0 (2 GS)
Bums 17.0 (0 GS)

RELIEVERS
TBC 11.0
Bums 0.0

TOTALS
TBC 65.0
Bums 75.5

CURRENT SCORE
Bleacher Bums 149.0 - Team Bradley Cooper 114.5

TBC 4/14 GS
Bums 2/14 GS

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WS Day 1 PTS

HITTERS:
TBC 13.5
Bums 20.5

STARTERS
TBC 36.0 (2 GS)
Bums 53.0 (2 GS)

RELIEVERS
TBC 0.0
Bums 0.0

TOTALS
TBC 49.5
Bums 73.5

CURRENT SCORE
Bleacher Bums 73.5 - Team Bradley Cooper 49.5

TBC 2/14 GS
Bums 2/14 GS

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We are underway…