Jack Goffman

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[Jack Goffman @JackGoffman_]

Imagine getting pieced up by your girl post pork like a black widow…brutal..gotta feel for the arachnid in this situwaysh.

[Jack Goffman @JackGoffman_]

Jews invented traffic to keep us angry at everything else besides the Jews. Chess, not checkers. Gotta tip the yam for it. Game recognizes game.

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Just you pal. He reminds me of a temu couch I overpaid for, just to have it arrive and be a couch for Peter Dinklage.

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Is it just me or does Bello remind anyone of Pedro Martinez?

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@ac13alex

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Craig Breslow, thanks for the ring in 2013, but you’re a fucking nerd & should never be allowed to be in charge of a baseball team again.

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John Henry, stick to soccer you fucking Jew

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In what universe is firing the entire coaching staff ever the answer unless going 2+ seasons with sub 50 wins. In what universe does an entire stadium chant “sell the team” & ur response weeks later is to fire the front office. ARE YOU OUT OG YOUR FUCKING SKULL.

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Red Sox fans need to collectively rebel. Stop buying tickets. Stop buying apparel. Stop buying hot dogs. Stop putting money into the hands of the front office until they understand the hatred we have for them.

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@AB84

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@AB84 I know

[Jack Goffman @JackGoffman_]

Depression can’t hit a moving target. Stay mobile blood

[Jack Goffman @JackGoffman_]

Got blacked out & PRd mcdons (3 mcdubs and a Mac truck) mid wedding cut. Worst part about it is I don’t even remember eating it.

[Jack Goffman @JackGoffman_]

weei on the way to work
sports hub on the way home

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

The kids of Boston are fucking starved

[Mass Daily News @MassDailyNews]

NEW: Fenway Park ERUPTS in boos as Governor Healey and Mayor Wu take the field on Red Sox opening day — 37,000 fans making their feelings very clear

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It’s fucking Friday baby fuck

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Shut up fraud

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

No kings.

[Jack Goffman @JackGoffman_]

@upshine3 Shirley temple

[Jack Goffman @JackGoffman_]

It’s not that bad if you live in New England and root for another football team. But it’s criminal to be a Yankees fan. Go Sox. T - 25 hours. Shut up you fucking faggot.