Cinco ²³

🇮🇨 Big Ski

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

we are an island surrounded by water with summer droughts and hosepipe bans.

we sit on oil and gas and buy it from norway.

we have wind and tides, we invented civil nuclear power, and we run an extension lead to france.

no other country works as hard as Britain to not use what it has

[BookofAEGIS @BookofAEGIS]

For those slagging off Villa (#avfc) for signing Garnacho, here's every signing since Todd Boehly purchased Chelsea (#cfc) who has genuinely been any good out of the 49 players they've signed?

* Raheem Sterling ❌️
* Kalidou Koulibaly❌️
* Gabriel Slonina❌️
* Carney Chukwuemeka❌️
* Marc Cucurella✅️
* Cesare Casadei❌️
* Wesley Fofana❌️
* Aubameyang❌️
* Benoît Badiashile❌️
* David Datro Fofana❌️
* Andrey Santos❌️
* Mykhailo Mudryk❌️
* Noni Madueke❌️
* Malo Gusto❌️
* Enzo Fernández✅️
* Jimmy-Jay Morgan❌️
* Ângelo Gabriel❌️
* Christopher Nkunku❌️
* Nicolas Jackson❌️
* Diego Moreira❌️
* Lesley Ugochukwu❌️
* Axel Disasi❌️
* Robert Sánchez❌️
* Moisés Caicedo❌️
* Roméo Lavia❌️
* Deivid Washington❌️
* Đorđe Petrović❌️
* Cole Palmer✅️
* Tosin Adarabioyo❌️
* Omari Kellyman❌️
* Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall❌️
* Renato Veiga❌️
* Caleb Wiley❌️
* Aaron Anselmino❌️
* Filip Jørgensen❌️
* Mike Penders❌️
* Pedro Neto❌️
* João Félix❌️
* Mathis Amougou❌️
* Marc Guiu❌️
* Estêvão Willian✅️
* Kendry Páez❌️
* Jorrel Hato❌️
* Liam Delap❌️
* Dário Essugo❌️
* Mamadou Sarr❌️
* Jamie Gittens❌️
* João Pedro✅️

Yeah, I'll take no fucking advice from Chelsea fans on what a good player looks like, you record on what's good is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

[aaron. @AaronCM__]

@JackHEITS 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

THE MAN WHO SAVED FOOTBALL FOR HUMANITY.

FERRAN TORRES 🥶

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

No shots on target ✅
Ratboy sent off ✅
Trump has to present it to a country he slagged off ✅
Argentines spending $40k on a ticket to watch that ✅
Tears everywhere ✅

[Cinco ²³ @JackHEITS]

Messi and his band of bitches cry

[Slovak Football 🇸🇰 @slovak_football]

Delayed kickoffs, pointless shows, breaking the rules of the games regarding the 15 minute half time, ad breaks disguised as hydration breaks.
Destroying the very core of the sport. Americans don't deserve to host anything ever again.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: THE REFEREE HAS GIVEN AN ARGENTINA PLAYER A YELLOW CARD.. 🟨

I REPEAT. THE REFREE HAS BOOKED AN ARGENTINE PLAYER.

Early reports suggest FIFA will replace him at half time for another referee for booking members of their favourite team.

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

Ever feel like you're watching a different sport?

Morgan Rogers is a decent player but £117m?! I can't get my head around that.

And upwardly mobile, brilliantly managed #avfc forced to sell him because of arbitrary UEFA financial rules that favour the chaos of #cfc, who have had several strategies, failed managers and finished 13 points and 6 places lower than them.

How is anyone supposed to compete long-term when this is going on? The game at this level is broken

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

Djed Spence. The streets will never forget you at this tournament. They called him a problem. Turns out he was almost England’s solution. Red Djed Redemption. The pride of the pack.

[Cinco ²³ @JackHEITS]

@NEDUszn8

[Cinco ²³ @JackHEITS]

🏆 CHAMPIONS — my all-time top-flight XI won the title with 88 pts (28-4-6) with Cristiano Ronaldo scoring 25. Can you top it on 38-0? https://t.co/io87To0dE0

[Pol 🇪🇸 @PolAVFC]

🚨🚨🚨

🎙️ “Do you want to return to Spain?”

🗣️ “I only consider places where I am wanted, and I am wanted at Aston Villa. You have to be grateful when people want you where you are, and above all, you have to make sure they continue to want you there. So no, not at all.”

[@eldesmarque] #AVFC

[Villa Views @VillaViews_]

Those 10 days in May... #avfc

[Jeremy @AstonVillanUSA]

Both Champions League finalists have been beaten by Aston Villa within the last 15 months.

What a time to be a Villa fan.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

Etched into history ✒️🏆

#UELfinal | @AVFCOfficial

[villareport @villareport]

INJECT IT

[villareport @villareport]

Hang it in the Louvre. 🖼️

[Cinco ²³ @JackHEITS]

The Youripean Tour Continues