Jack Merridew

[Jack Merridew @JackHMerridew]

Dear Ms. O'keefe, we will be posting the adlinks soon

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@PiggytheConch large like bull, and almost as smart

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@2samneric 2 boys: not half a brain between them

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@PiggytheConch eat much bro?

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@2samneric shouldn't you be guarding the fire? Oh yeah, I forgot.... That went out faster than @PiggytheConch 's waist size

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@PiggytheConch you're out of it. Piggy, have @simoncan @SimonSaysVote and you been smoking those exotic plants in the forest again?

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@PiggytheConch stronger and mightier than you. Do you even lift bro?

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@PiggytheConch A swine? You're he closest thing to a swine! A fat, tubby lard called piggy!

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Hey @PiggytheConch, I heard you got really stoned last Friday night!

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@PiggytheConch Be careful, after that knock on the head you took, you shouldn't be thinking too hard.

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@sahi_ananth Who are you, strange foreigner, and why do you message me thusly.

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@RalphLOTF2 None of this negates the fact that you started it. And I gave them meat, you gave them diarrhoea.

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@RalphLOTF2 There wouldn't have been a fight if you hadn't come over to my side of the island dragging that blind baby with you.

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@RalphLOTF2 I meant the one who burned to death because you were so concerned with your fire.

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@simoncanlead To be fair, Ralph started it.

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@simoncanlead You seemed like you needed a change of pants after seeing my little hunting trophy.

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Adele set fire to the rain? Well Ralph set fire to the mountain...

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“@RalphLOTF2: #voteralph = #voterescue” correction: #voteralph = #voterubbish

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Just captured two pigs today right by Castle Rock! All are welcome to join the feast!

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Built a fire with the crew today and Discussed hunting strategies and safety. It was a fun night out with the boys