Jack Handley

Soy un perdedor. Stretford Ender. 🔴⚪️⚫️

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Etihad threatening to sue. UAE reportedly intimating that UK investment could be pulled. A Prime Minister couching any criticisism. If this sorry saga doesn't convince you that state ownership of football clubs should never be allowed, nothing ever will.

[cants @cantseyy]

I do actually want the league titles handing out now. Give them back you bastards

[Steve @CansAndBansV12]

It’s not ok. And we’ve been banging on about it for 2 decades whilst everyone just laughed.

But it’s not cheating. It’s not fraud. And it’s not cooking the books, fake sponsors etc. Are you understanding it a bit better now?

[Hoddy @redhod99]

It's funny how every time United get absolutely fucked by a decision this narrative takes over and it just gets brushed under the carpet until the next time we get a remotely iffy one and there's a national meltdown

[cants @cantseyy]

'I've done the top 10 most expensive premier league signings but there's no united players in it'

'make it a top 14'

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Paying more for Savinho & less for Omar Marmoush to help City keep more cash because Eintracht Frankfurt have a sell on clause for Marmoush.

Just another one of those hilariously dodgy deals that is so authentically Premier League in 2026.

Nothing to see here though.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Infantino has been absolutely cut adrift by anyone and everyone.

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

@FraserNelson @stluedke “Me and my aristocrat friends are being hounded by the establishment”

They sound completely insane.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

They're actually insulting the public by constantly claiming that people don't care. Decent people do care, and they don't want their politicians taking money from convicted fraudsters.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[Robert @UtdRobert]

Really good thing he only elbowed Spence in the face and his hand didn’t brush through Spence’s hair otherwise he could’ve been sent off for violent conduct.

[Jack Handley @JackHanders]

@RoyalMail I’ve had 2 parcels that you have claimed to have delivered 10 days ago but there’s no sign of them anywhere and proof of postage photos aren’t clear at all

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

.@FA_PGMOL, again I ask. How do you miss this?!

[🍊 @KPmufc]

Basically...

[G @Gideoomatic]

We literally have to file a complaint because what the ref has done here is not normal, this is not normal officiating

[Jack Handley @JackHanders]

(Again)

[Jack Handley @JackHanders]

Looking forward to the midweek apology from PGMOL 👍

[Anthony Shaw @anthonyfdshaw]

referees can do what they want. none of these will be considered wrong because of 'thresholds', but we know that its another match where they have it all ways. the 2 main decisions in the match dont sync at all.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

The strategy here was to tell all your allies they are stupid parasites who should fuck off and die, then create a big mess that requires allied help, then beg them for aid. Surprisingly, it did not work.

[Rough Trade @RoughTrade]

Turnstile’s delivering a standout cover of Stone Roses' classic ‘I Wanna Be Adored’ for the @triplej studio.