Deep Thoughts

Jack Handey, an American humorist, penned these classic lines. Author of Deep Thoughts, Fuzzy Memories and more.

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@RiversCuomo Dude,are you ever gonna run of melodies? I hope not!

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I think people forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur

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He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him.

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#funnypic #funnyshit #joking #joke #lmfao #laughing #hilarious

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#funnypic #funnyshit #funnypictures #joking #jokes #joke #lmfao #laughing #funnypicture #hilarious #funnyphoto

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#funnypic #funnyshit #funnypictures #joking #jokes #joke #lmfao #laughing #funnypicture #hilarious #funnyphoto

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books

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Its easy to get lumber, nails and a saw and build a thing. Anyone can do it. Whats hard is taking a nap when someone is hammering and sawing

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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.