Captain Jack

I'm pretty good at picking up plates and wiping tables. I do other stuff too

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

"I really feel athletic. I could go for some wings." #jimquotes @cassieeeharttt @jhart286

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

"Don't start tweeting away, because you're going to make a mistake" #jimquotes @cassieeeharttt @jhart286

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

"I should make some hashtags. I haven't made any hashtags in a while." #jimquotes @jhart286 @cassieeeharttt

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

"Frolfing, isn't that from Lord of the Rings?" #jimquotes @jhart286 @cassieeeharttt

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

Its way too easy to spend 6 hours playing GTA and not even notice that I haven't eaten a real meal all day

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

Today is the type of day I would be taking my dog out for a walk or to Tyler Park

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@cassieeeharttt don't get all butt hurt about it

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

Will Cassie notice this tweet too? Lets wait and find out

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@Raychull_55 k

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@Raychull_55 is it hard searching for rich bachelors?

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

"He rocks a man bun? I didn't know a man bun made sound." - @jhart286 #jimquotes @cassieeeharttt

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Roll Tide! Alabama wins the national title as Derrick Henry rushes for 3 TD in the Crimson Tide's 45-40 win.

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

#RollTide! I’m taking Alabama in the National Championship. #CFPVote @SportsCenter https://t.co/C9Lg8M2EmW

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@cassieeeharttt @jhart286 "don't tweet that" #jimquotes

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@aliciaannali when can I expect to hear a response?

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@danwell3 omg, i should try that sometime

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@triiiSARAtopss the result of not being trained by a professional #i'mthecaptain

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@Mattgehan haters gonna hate, and i'm just a hater here

[Captain Jack @JackHartPA]

@Mattgehan i like the treads and all but i don't like the old jeep he put them on

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Basic human needs....