Jack Haveford

I'm a missionary.

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In 2016, preparing a scape-goat in case he lost, Trump claimed the election was rigged before the voting started. No evidence was ever found to support that claim.
In 2020, he did the same thing.

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Where can I get those labor-monkeys?

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Sometimes a stranger in west Africa offers you the kindness of tea at just the right time.

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Not that I have already obtained this or am already perfect, but I press on to make it my own, because Christ Jesus has made me his own... one thing I do: forgetting what lies behind and straining forward to what lies ahead...
- Paul

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Hey @AmericanAir & @LGAairport, sitting here at gate C1 wondering why this terminal is so awful. It's filthy, overcrowded, no restaurant, and disorganized. Surely there's a solution to this.

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@KaiTroy Life is sometimes a good, complicated mystery. Also, you're great and I know it.

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I quietly but harshly judge those who say any version of "I'm the kind of person who..."

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@AK_Land @KaiTroy How 'bout now?

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Instead of "did they vote for Trump?" as an are-they-cool litmus test, I suggest using "do they think 'Mac' is an acronym for 'macaroni and cheese'?"

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"It is one thing to repel heresy; it is quite another to attempt to do so by being repulsive to heretics. Flies are caught with sugar... " R.F. Capon

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I've just seen a pair of acid wash, wide-leg, Bugle Boy jeans in the wild and now I'm remembering awkward times in 8th grade.

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Is money your first priority?
Well, stop that.
Live better.

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Get off your chair and go do good.

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"how hurting are they? detox diet, undercut and nose-ring or opiates and Netflix foreign films?"

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Hey @AlaskaAir (aka @VirginAmerica) I paid for a seat on a flight from SFO to IAD that doesn't recline?
Also, the gate agent at SFO gate 47 (the one in the leprechaun hat) was rude and unprofessional. He's an angry leprechaun.

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But there are shit-hole hotels.

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I just interacted with a college student whose big dream is to manage a car dealership and I feel sad.

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Paul Ryan's God finger...

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You are not an extroverted introvert.
You don't need the broad personality labels.
Stop being a lemming.