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Host of The Jack Hopkins Show Podcast. Former Republican. Fighting for Democracy. #USNavy #100PercentDisabled #TheJackHopkinsShow 🇺🇦🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈💦

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Okay, to address what everyone thinks is so "funny" in my DMs, my Twitter handle was supposed to be "JackHopkinsAnalisis" but I ran out of the keys on my keyboard to make it that. I am an expert tier fan who analizes the Jack Hopkins Show and reports my support. #DisabledVet

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@iAmTheWarax @dieworkwear

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@allenanalysis I CAN'T TAP THE BELL. I'M 100% DISABILITY.

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@DudespostingWs Hoss, you tellin me they just glue that MFer? FUCK THAT SHIT THATS CHEATIN #ImDisabled

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@BiggestShitter Important question: did Officer Levi Handcock experience injury when "breaching" the room? Shoulder nudge, ankle twisting, etc? IF SO HE MUST BECOME 100% DISABLED!!!!!👶💀#URGENT

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@BetLabAnalytics @mozkid8 I'm coming over to get pissed pants drunk with him, where you live, hoss? #DUI #100PercentDisabled

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@moreisdifferent @jeffreytucker Hoss, that's AI (artificial intelligince), you can put that money in the bank! If computers say I need a shot, I get it! 100% disabled

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Now they're telling me I won't be eligible for SSI because of how much I get for being 100% disabled (plus mental disabled). WELL GUESS THE FUCK AGAIN, FUCKASS!!! THIS PATRIOTIC VET IS GETTING EVERY LAST PENNY HE'S ENTITLED TO! I PAID INTO THIS SYSTEM AND HAVE A BRUISED KIDNEY!!!

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@bigballsmocalls @melgibsonfan82 I am praying for Julie right now. #Obesity

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In the Civil War that is to come, I hope they take into account disabilities and also allow all patriots to apply for Civil War disabilities. #PleaseGodDoThis #DisabledVet

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@KellyGuy @AdameMedia I would still have sex with her.

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@Brad76_ @GavinNewsom Trumpkin is going to go after Canada next. Stay strong, my leafy brothers! #StrongAndGay

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@GavinNewsom Just wanted to add, Ronald Reagan is a founding father and right now he is RACKING HIS BRAINS trying to remember a crisis as grave as this one

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@GavinNewsom "The founding fathers did not live and die to see this moment."
THEY ARE IN THEIR GRAVES RIGHT NOW WATCHING IN HORROR
SAVE US GAYVIN

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@hasanthehun I pray that a marine does not shoot a tear gas canister directly into Hasan's face #BraveTrustFunders #SaveUsHasan #BoxTheCandyman

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@TimInHonolulu Sir, an important question: what is your disability level as a vet?

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@MikeCosper who did your closet doors? want some like that, please drop a note in DMs

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@MikeCosper

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@MikeCosper There's nothing more authoritarian than what is happening to immigrants today! Christ would have supported Ronald Reagan who gave them amnesty. Why aren't we giving them amnesty? #Disabled

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If you listened to my latest podcast , you learned how I turned post-service hemorrhoids into 100% disability for life. I also stack that with 100% mental disability after a head injury while drunk driving and PTSD from what I heard happened to the victims. #Heroes