Jack in a Prius 2.0

The 20yr rash of bad parenting resulted in this world. #HOLO #FantasyGeezer in 2023 #TheACI
Frenchie Dad. #LucaBear Sports Bet Loser. He/Him #TheFutureIsHuman

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

Ok here it is, your list of teams that can win the #StanleyCup this year based off if these goalies carry the load:
Pit- Jarry
Car- Nedeljkovic
TB- Vasilevskiy
Fla- Bobrovsky
Nyi- Varlamov
Stl- Binnington
Min- Talbot
Vgk- If Fleury
Edm- Smith
Mtl- Allen/Price
Wpg- Hellebuyck

[Matt McCarthy @MattMcCarthy985]

NEVER underestimate their deep, burning desire to lose at home.

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@bigjimmurray 73 gotta go
45 gotta go
88 gotta go
27 gotta go
11 gotta go

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@BJaffe You guys said it perfectly pregame. Its a statement game about the build and core of the team. Well that period doesn't tell me anything but they need MAJOR CHANGES

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@scottzolak

[Fun Football Podcast @FunFootballPod]

Donovan McNabb is NOT available.

Who is the best QB in NFL history without a Super Bowl ring???

[Kelley Bydlon @KelleyBydlon]

More of Drew and his hat from Churchill Downs at 11:45 ET on A Numbers Game!

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@KelleyBydlon Get Ready for So Happy and Interpido to SHOW UP

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

🚨 WATCH THIS 😂

Local Democrat Party Chairwoman who identifies as a DOG… gets attacked by a dog.

You literally cannot make this up.

Peak 2026 liberal insanity!
#Democrats #IdentifyAsDog #WhatCouldGoWrong

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

Someone is my hero. #RedSox

[Justin Turpin @JustinmTurpin]

A plane with a banner that says, “Fire Craig! Sell the team!” is flying over Fenway Park

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@BJaffe #NHLBruins should wear the white sweaters tonight.

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@TheAdultMoodsx Dudes who shave everything < everything

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

SUPER BOWL PREP STARTS NOW 🔥

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@BJaffe Arvi Hustle baby! Zacha...you're a shooter, keep SHOOTING. #NHLBruins

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@_TyAnderson This "win a round" mindset sux. Bs fans want a Cup not a 2nd rd exit. If you tell me at the beginning of the year the Bs season ends in the 2nd rd I would say well that sucks so lets trade guys who will have a good return and put us in better position going forward

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@bigjimmurray Bears beat the Saints in that nfc championship in 06. Smoked em too i believe by like 20.

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@bigjimmurray Fettuccine Alfredo at L'Osteria is unreal. Also, tbe answer to that question is TURKEY LEGS at a fair. They always look incredible and after maybe 2 bites they suck

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@cgasper The way this week has played out is ideal for the Pats. All the talk is about the Texans defense and how scary they are. The Pats D is hearing this all week and saying "We gave up 3 effin pts last week and no one is saying shit about how good we are" Get ready Houston

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@scottzolak Cutler used to do that same dumb helmet up high on his head thing that Herbert does. Need we say more?

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@JoeyMurr have you guys never heard of little christmas?Also known as the epiphany on january sixth, the day, the three wise men arrived in bethlehem.That is the day you take down your christmas tree

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

Someone please explode Andy Cohen Team America Style. #NewYear2026

[Jack in a Prius 2.0 @JackInAPrius]

@bigjimmurray