In England, you are told that the economy is like a household budget and that feeding children would mean taking money out of the crucial 'bombs and guns' fund.
If you say that this is stupid, you get put on a watchlist by Paul Mason.
On @BBCNolan today -
The comedy genius behind smash hit show Father Ted tells #NolanLIVE he’s been cancelled for his views on trans issues
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Congratulations to those getting their A-Level results today.
I remember opening that envelope. My results allowed me to become the first in my family to go to university.
That's why I will shatter the class ceiling, so that all young people have the opportunities they deserve.
Last week a family friend’s beautiful son Francis was diagnosed with leukaemia (AML) which is extremely rare, especially for a three-month-old baby. Somebody reading this could potentially be a blood match and save his life.
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The venue (Leith Arches) has cancelled our gig this Thursday following pressure from censorious activists
Is there an #Edfringe venue that believes in free artistic expression that will host us?
🚨 | BREAKING: Father Ted co-writer Graham Linehan has gone on a toilet smashing rampage after Edinburgh theatre bosses cancelled his @UnleashedComedy show. The divorced dad of two fled from the venue when police were called.
‘In promotional videos Hannah Ingram-Moore gave every appearance that she was representing the charity’
@BBCNewsnight’s Joe Pike reveals that Captain Tom’s daughter received thousands of pounds via a family company for charity appearances
More on Newsnight, BBC Two at 22:30