Jack🇸🇦🇸🇦

[Thomas @thomashammond__]

Thanks for everything, gaffer.

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Wonder how many whoppers will still be singing ‘Eddie Howe’s black and white army’ after a summer of losing Tonali, Gordon and Bruno

[Jack🇸🇦🇸🇦 @JackJ2007]

@Mickynufc75 @NUFCMurph you’ve lost the plot you tit

[England @England]

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️‍🔥

[England @England]

A tie that had absolutely everything. A win that means absolutely everything.

WE ARE WORLD CUP QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🏆

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We are delighted to announce the signing of highly rated Ivorian winger Bazoumana Touré on a long-term contract 💪

[Jack🇸🇦🇸🇦 @JackJ2007]

@nufcpb quitting on the stool is crazy work man

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Anthony Gordon has signed for La Liga champions Barcelona for a significant undisclosed fee.

Thank you for everything, @anthonygordon. Wishing you all the very best for the future 🫶

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona:

[Jack🇸🇦🇸🇦 @JackJ2007]

@CoreOfNufc @NUFC7890 it’s okay coz van is the goat

[Jack🇸🇦🇸🇦 @JackJ2007]

@CoreOfNufc @NUFC7890 still gonna 50-45 strickland

[Jack🇸🇦🇸🇦 @JackJ2007]

@CoreOfNufc @NUFC7890 come back after 50-45 20 minutes control time and still.
Khamzat also isn’t russian 👍

[Jack🇸🇦🇸🇦 @JackJ2007]

@CoreOfNufc @NUFC7890 he just won’t tho

[Cam @cam_nufc]

Get him out of this football club now. #HoweOut

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍

After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires.

Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

[dan 🪩 CW: Gintama #NewcastleAreBack @T3QUILASUNS3T_]

Things that are more enjoyable than watching Newcastle United:

- Chinese water torture
- Stubbing your toe
- Walking on hot coals
- Being stung by wasps
- Drowning
- Sitting on a cactus
- Having your teeth pulled out with no anaesthetic
- Having kidney stones
- Drinking bleach
- Being kicked in the balls
- 1st degree burns
- Snapping your Achilles tendon
- Getting your limbs cut off
- Being beheaded
- Being eaten by a pack of wolves
- Being hit by a bullet train
- Being boiled alive
- Radiation poisoning
- Stepping on a landmine
- Being skinned alive
- Falling into a black hole

[pdb @nufcpb]

Get that useless Tory cunt out of this football club

[Cam @cam_nufc]

Sack him now

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

HOWAY THE LADS ✊

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Camp Nou 📍