Jack Kelly

I ain't got nothin', if I ain't got Santa Fe...and Katherine Plumber. Ay, that's a pick-up line right there. Use it!

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

The meaning of the word Aphrodite begins with a K and ends with an R.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

*aggressively sings I Never Planned On Someone to Katherine Plumber*

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

I ain't got nothing, if I ain't got... Katherine Plumber this Valentines day!

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

An Aphrodite came to save me.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

@MsKathyPlumber Yea, I's get understand.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

@MsKathyPlumber Dammit Kathy!

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

And she's still writing on that useless typewriter.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

@KeenanBlogger @KaraLindsay1 @KatPlumber Gotta be walkin' in style.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

@ItsMConstantino None taken.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

@WonderlandTale That's true. Hannah is in Newsies. And I like your theory on Hannah acting like a Pulitzer.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

Wait, Katherine has a SISTER! How many Pulitzers are there? Twenty!?

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

Santa Fe ain't nothing without the Heiress.

[Rebeka @glindaplumber]

My one. When Santa Fe becomes a reality, I will sing Forget You by Cee Lo Green at Pulitzer's face for @JackKellySF and @ItsJackKelly.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

When Santa Fe becomes a reality, I will teach Romeo how to actually get the girl.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

When Santa Fe becomes a reality, @JeremyMJordan will run around singing Hallelujah for me.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

When Santa Fe becomes a reality, I can see Pulitzer burning into ash. #toomuch?

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

When Santa Fe becomes a reality, I will glare into Pulitzer's face.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

When Santa Fe becomes a reality, I will be the father of the girl's children.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

When Santa Fe becomes a reality, I will finally get the girl.

[Jack Kelly @JackKellySF]

Santa Fe won't be Santa Fe without Katherine Plumber.