Jack Lang

[Cunter Eaglemen @cuntereaglemen]

@ShorelinePolice Why did I watch you arrest a homeless guy for the serious crime of sleeping under a tree. You are all fucking bums

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

https://t.co/tjAvvKPqct

[Cunter Eaglemen @cuntereaglemen]

Unless I’m still being surpressed, go follow my back up @CunterSad

[Cunter Eaglemen @cuntereaglemen]

Unless I’m still being surpressed, go follow my back up @CunterSad

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@saddymayo @cuntereaglemen Elon took him out back and shot him :(

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

Why does Elon Musk hate @cuntereaglemen?

Platform of free speech my ass

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@Mad_money_joe Welcome to the proletariat, comrade

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

This is CUNTER EAGLEMEN. Twitter is super mad about this for some reason. I’ll post a back up account tomorrow

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@distraughtduck @ZohranKMamdani Fuck it, why not quadruplets?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

if you encounter someone wearing smart glasses recording everyone, you actually morally have an obligation to punch them square in the face

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@NileJoanRivers The real question is what would happen if they took one of those sketchy ass gas station pills

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

They were actually very rigid

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

For those too young to have ever used one, floppy disks were not as floppy as you’d suspect.

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@7Veritas4 All I’m gonna say is Charlie Kirk advocated for public executions

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@145k4 @jazz_kitten @garlic_wife With takes like this, yes

[alaska 👥 @145k4]

actually i think zohran should do this with even more stuff. litter pickup. street sweeping. crossing guards. park maintenance. i dont even care. employ the citys citizens to do beautification. i think thats worth 35/hr and it benefits everyone.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

As everyone who wasn’t a cop or fascist said:

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

Next time Zohran goes to the White House he should take his shirt off in the Oval Office and convince Trump to abolish ICE.

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@DreamLeaf5 Honestly my favorite photo. His dumbass face and the beauty filter make it a true work of art

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@BYUsupersoaker

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@alexnpress BREAKING: Florida man discovers snow and whimsy

[Jack Lang @JackLang32]

@LePapillonBlu2 Transvestigate Melania now!!