Jack

[Vinny Grappa @VincenzoGrappa]

Indeed there is pal. VG.

[Consigliere @mi0minmio]

In stark contrast to that idiot Tottenham fan from Ireland that everybody seems to love.

[Jack @JackLomax02]

@michaelttfw Agree - we have 5 defenders and nobody can agree on a best pairing because they’re all prone to being shite

[5 @5ivehad]

Hopefully with the rise of Carrick we’ll be seeing the class of 92 getting phased out of the United media for the 08 boys

I need to see the trio of Evra Ando and Park try host a serious interview 🤣

[Damo @MCFCDamo]

Burnham is getting dragged more for going on his daily jog than Reform did for appointing a candidate who said Nigerians should be melted down. They do this every time.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Ultimately, there is no amount of facts, logic, rebuttals, statistics, or graphs that can truly counteract a paid agitator snorting a line of coke backstage before lying to a crowd of people who want to be lied to so very much.

[Stella Tsantekidou @Stsantek]

It’s not fifty quid from a mate, it’s £5 million from the UK’s biggest political donor, who was already in a political relationship with Farage and his party. A year later and the only draft bill Reform has ever published on any policy issue, including their flagship issue of immigration, or Farage employer GBnews’s favourite subject free speech, is crypto. Less than 1% of Reform’s voting base is engaged with crypto. The bill is radical and detailed. Whose interests is he serving?

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

I’ve been conducting research recently about what you can get away with on Tesco’s handheld scanners, and I’m devastated to confirm that they have now stopped them from displaying a first name. It was great while it lasted …

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Love this from Danny Dyer on @PeterCrouchPod. 👏

[Callum @_callumstone]

When The Overlap first started it was refreshing to have entertaining football content to watch from former players you admired.

Now, it’s just a group of former United players copying the Brent model of advertising anything and slating United whatever chance they get.

Shame.

[Jack @JackLomax02]

@TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterCS I sold my pair of tickets on the 12th Feb for The Weeknd’s concert at Wembley in August - I am yet to receive the payment for my tickets even though it says it would take 17 days (doesn’t mention business days) which has now passed? Any help would be great

[Jack @JackLomax02]

Well beat tonight and the Ramsey Red was harsh, but Burn and Joelinton should have both been sent off in the first half ffs

Bringing on Malacia, Dalot and Ugarte did not help either

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Great win for the Toon with 10 men and deserved. 👏🏻👏🏻Not sure who was worse. The Ref or Man Utd. #bothhopeless

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

Visiting natural beauty will kill your ambitions

[Jack @JackLomax02]

What a cunt

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Manchester United co-owner and INEOS Group chairman Sir Jim Ratcliffe: "The UK's been colonized by immigrants."

[cants @cantseyy]

We dodged a bullet with that Viktor Gyökeres, I've never seen a player with meat sweats on the bench before

[Scotty @arghkid]

It is mad that over 2000 years ago a baby was born and now I’m forced to stand in Manchester Arndale panic buying scented candles...

[Dunc @duncsagain]

Take constructive criticism in good faith from a 6x Premier League champion ❌

Stare him down for tiktok edits and proceed to lose next 2 matches by conceding 6 goals ✅