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ig @jacklomond

[lomond @JackLomond]

reminiscing on the old tweets and this one not only aged like milk but has ruined my evening

[lomond @JackLomond]

just running the numbers on when it’s coming home

[lomond @JackLomond]

chelsea’s formation this season boutta be a phone number

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Pedro Neto has arrived in London, medical tests booked on Saturday as new Chelsea player.

Understand Neto will sign contract valid until June 2030 plus option for further season.

#CFC believe he’s perfect to play on both wings, flexible and talented to add quality.

[lomond @JackLomond]

i’m never goin back to the freezeflame galaxy. bastard purple comet. never again.

[lomond @JackLomond]

i been maining rosalina but sometimes we all gotta whip funky kong in the GLA #kingofbabypark

[lomond @JackLomond]

did squarespace make their website on squarespace

[.\lex 🇮🇹🇦🇺 @AliG040803]

Just wanted to share something quickly because this has really pissed me the fuck off and I'm extremely ashamed at Western Sydney Wanderers fans for this. (1/?)

[lomond @JackLomond]

i think this is the video of all time

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Royal guard trombonist passed out then started performing once he woke up and turned down a stretcher

[Abiola @Abiolaoreyomi]

In my Ashanti era

[lomond @JackLomond]

if i was jeff from the wiggles and those other bitches shouted ‘WAKE UP JEFF’ in my face i would’ve slapped the shit out of those colorful bastards

[lomond @JackLomond]

why the fuck are people puttin baby pictures in dating profiles? you think i’m tryna date a baby? mad.

[lomond @JackLomond]

i love how civilisation went from
the first humans hunting food for survival to me stoned af eating deli ham out of my fridge

[lomond @JackLomond]

people who heckle are just the unfunniest people on earth. shush.

[lomond @JackLomond]

@BirdyShirts @Dirono 😭😭

[lomond @JackLomond]

80% of what i say is sometimes right like half the time

[lomond @JackLomond]

i have massive news! i’d like to announce my next project that’s coming out! it’s called ‘one’s castle’ !
lots of love to the long list of people that helped on this, couldn’t have done it without them. the next single is out very soon, will tease more over time! love, lomond 🫶🏼

[Dillon @DillonGomes]

My role model, my goat 🐐

Paved the way for a lot of the scene ❤️

[lomond @JackLomond]

best 3 days of the year
- birthday
- christmas
- premier league team of the season

[lomond @JackLomond]

just want someone to love me like sam loves freddie

[lomond @JackLomond]

gibby from icarly is arguably the funniest character from any show or movie

[Alou Kuol @AlouKuol]

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