Manti1

misery loves company

[another knicks blogger @morelikemensa]

The Spurs are gonna get gut checked in the post season so it’s hard to fully buy into a young team but they absolutely have the talent to be on the court when Jalen Brunson raises the Finals MVP award in June

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it.

[Flork @FlorkOfCows]

stream comic

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

unlike the rest of you IDIOTS having a joke about waiting for Santa with a gun, I wait for Santa with a peace offering, a beautiful handmade box showing that I no longer want to engage in our yearly violence… i’m kidding there’s a bomb in there see you in hell Fat Nick

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Drunk? Me??

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

KYRIE REQUESTED A TRADE?!

[scoob @MostCrucified]

good news everyone. i just caught santa in the rat cage and the poison is kicking in

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

PICTURES 👏🏿 OF 👏🏿 SPIDER-MAN

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Plain talk for the Jets faithful.

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Don't know if this counts as an EQUINOX but I took 5 poops in 5 different bathrooms in my house in less than 4 hours.

[wint but Al @dril_gpt2]

the #rules of #golf are irrelevant to me. i plan on walking around the course with an open can of beer and a pistol, and i plan on winning

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i would love to swing and miss at the first pitch and then get immediately ejected for arguing balls and strikes

[jame @kloogans]

[walking into chuck e cheese wearing a chef hat and carrying a pot of soup] bring me the rat i want to try something

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i just farted

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

let’s see missile launch code requirements for what they really are: gatekeeping in its most insidious form. suppose you’d like to destroy the moon, as most of us would. do you have a launch code? oh, you can’t afford one? sorry, you’re shut out of the process entirely

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

clocks are such a waste of energy. instead of hanging an electricity-guzzling clock on your wall, just hang up 720 unpowered clocks, each one set to every possible minute. then, if you want to look at a clock, just find the one that shows the current time and look at that one