Jaclyn Kelly

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

Just read “ignoring red flags” as “ironing red flags”. Now if that isn’t telling…

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@OH741210 Not me feeling like chopped liver 😒

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

If you didn’t date a club promoter did you even have a hoe phase?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hate people who give up on Summer in August. August is prime summer. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@OH741210 @faustocoppi60 😂😂😂

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@OH741210 Maybe you can get her to start cooking meals, slowly relinquish your chores to the children

[remus kinnie @fiendfyr]

I firmly believe that I would’ve bullied the golden trio, I mean a weird kid that starts hissing randomly, a nerd reminds professors that there’s homework due and a broke ginger? I understand where draco was coming from 🥰

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@Mandy_Paley @BDisgusting I mean, I’ll probably watch 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@CaroJohns84 😂 Sponsored by Boston commercial real estate? Hahahaha, seriously though work/life balance is truly better with hybrid or full remote.

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@OH741210 I still have one, it’s yours. I’ll bring it over 😂

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

I don’t understand why I don’t have a new baby yet. How am I still pregnant 🤰🏼🤦🏼‍♀️🙄😭

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@OH741210 Fake sick, better yet, actually get sick!

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@OH741210 In my head this was “roo-frida” until you pointed it out circa 2005 😂 sorry JD, RIP DMX 💔

[Bex-chan | Drops in occasionally @bex_chan]

I can admit that draco was a dick. And I hate to piss on your fire, Ron stans, but Ron was also a dick. But there is one boy in Hermione’s life that I will defend to my death and that is Viktor Precious Sweetheart Krum. Did I ship them? No. But is he a perfect fluffykins? Yes.

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

I have washed and put away my winter coats. When there’s a massive snow storm next month, you now know where to direct your blame. You’re welcome.

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@matt_solletti @bigjimmurray Syl all the way.

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@ItsTheSituation @lauren_pesce Would 100% watch a show of just the situation and Laurens and their growing family

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

In ✨celebration✨ of the 1 year anniversary of flattening the curve I made @chrissyteigen banana bread 🍌🍞

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

My husband in an accusatory tone: what is all this white powder in the trash? Me: flour. Him: from what? Me: the flour dusted banana bread pan currently in the oven. As if I would 1. Be doing coke while pregnant and 2. Would just throw it out 🙄

[Jaclyn Kelly @JackMary528]

@Espy0910 How did you not know it existed? Gah 😫