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NO NERDS ALLOWED. If you're a nerd don't hit the follow button. 2006 TIME Person of the Year. Former youngest person in the world. Seriously no nerds though.

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@DJPie Still waiting for the Extended Cut of Rose hitting wedges on the Stanford range for meditation purposes

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@BCornellier Thoughts and prayers for you. Especially for the last 4 weeks

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@BCornellier sorrry about the loss man. Hope you’re doing alright in these trying times.

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@Riichter This is what happens when you make two teams that have talent but just refuse to win play each other

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.

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So happy we’re past Election Day so we can be done with political ads. Finally we can get to get back to ads for

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Banks and insurance companies

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

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@foster_luke35 If they keep getting into the “offense” with 8 seconds left on the shot clock one more time... I swear

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No Genesis halftime show

2020 can not possibly get any worse

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@foster_luke35 Still can’t get over his shock that wannamaker making a normal layup move wasn’t a flagrant immediately after he said someone getting shoved mid-air was “playoff basketball”

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@foster_luke35 If it makes you feel better I rage favorited it and didn’t catch that at all. Fuck the refs and announcers

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@teganmontminy Its not prized?

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@teganmontminy What about my firenship?

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@NicholasDubicki Rats. Is it Grover?

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@NicholasDubicki Teddy?

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@teganmontminy You completely made this event up

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@nathanfielder