Jack Ness

[Euan Wilson @EuanWilson97]

David Gray ladies & Gentlemen.

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

If you rearrange the letters of Argentina you get “an IRA gent” just something to think about

[Paul @p____67]

Can’t put into words how much I adore this man. The game will never be the same when he stops, and I’ll be in tears.

The greatest ever sportsman 🇦🇷

[Albufeira Celt @Naka1888c]

Glad I was raised in the proper Scottish way, not to see colour, sexuality or gender but instead to see someone as either a good cunt or a bad cunt.

I know what category these guys fall into.

[CaI @caim67]

The Media Darling.

Enjoy your summer, Del.

[Fattus J. Prickus @FattusPrickus]

Blood doesn’t show on a maroon jersey, but jobbies show on white shorts when you’ve shat yourself.

[Mikey @WestPilton]

My team were 15 points clear at one point and lost the league in the 89th minute of the last game

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Completely inappropriate from the Celtic fans who invaded the pitch before the final whistle. Disgraceful behaviour and I absolutely love to see it.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DavoM🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Davo_Mack]

Inject this into your veins Scotland

[Blakey @TrebelQuad]

Drooling over a guy who wouldn’t piss on them would happily see them pay for all health care, take away sick pay, take away paid holidays, but he’ll stop the boats

Absolute fucking idiots the lot a them

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

We are gonna fix this country.

By taking on everyone who messed it up in the first place.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Reforms previous Welsh leader got sentenced today for 10.5 years for accepting bribes for Russia.

They're trying to distract you.

https://t.co/0qbagSwgNX

[Harry Robinson @RobboHarry]

Me with me shit hair and fit missus drinking to celebrate our first house at the age of 25, whilst laughing at messages from gimps who stink and blatantly bother women.

Oh and we’re here for a sold out show for the biggest comedy podcast in the country. Suck a fart out me arse x

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

Gary Neville upsetting all the right people. The people who are simply too thick to decipher what he's actually saying.

[Fattus J. Prickus @FattusPrickus]

I’d like to wish anyone involved in the Tommy Robinson marches the absolute worst day possible.
May all your roundabouts be repainted, your flags binned and your unguarded statues loitered near by the people you are scared of.
Rain too. Torrential rain..

Flag shagging melts.

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

Look at the state of The Home Bargains Avengers 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[GhostVisuals @newlyxprod]

But the shooter and the victim were…

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Banksy mural now 👇

Do not talk about Gaza.

Do not humanise Palestinians.

Do not make art that exposes war crimes.

Move on.

See it.

Say it.

Censored.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him