John Jacob

You have toilet paper on your shoe

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

@realDonaldTrump Unless we're not getting a fair deal, than fuck you London, sincerely ~ Donald J. Trump.

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

@realDonaldTrump I jerk off to your daughter with sandpaper....and your wife too. #IthurtsSoGood #TrumpNjergens

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

the best part about you was that you were a glorified cumdumpster...

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

@Mary_Miller1013 I would but Im a taco and I dont have legsss...

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

At night, when I think of you, I jack it with sandpaper...

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

Damn she tasted good...

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

Really? You leave this stain on my sheets!? Who am i kidding, ima bury my face in it.

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

Oh my god... she can suck the chrome off a bumper...I feel much better.

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

It feels like lava when I cum

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

@realDonaldTrump Im still deciding on whether or not to watch you Friday or jerk off while choking myself. Option 2 will do..

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

"I'm sorry you're crying, but could you finish first?" #Awkward #JackOff4Life #TearLube

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

Had to use exfoliating face cream to lube up...It was...rough... #JackOff4Life #SandyDick #CleanPene #RawDeal

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Members of the #StarWars family pay tribute to Carrie Fisher: https://t.co/RgXuc8S1WD

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

With the death of Ms. Fisher I found it fitting to crank one out to Return of the Jedi... #RipCarrie #JackOff4Life #SlaveLeia #JackintheHutt

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

If I had dime for every time I got hard at the mall at 9am I'd be a wealthy man. #CottonTopsRHot #OldLadyFetish #JackOff4Life #GILF

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

Time to celebrate the season by waxing one out with pine oil.. #JackOff4Life #XmasJackin #Anylube #Pineoilpenis

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

My dick burns #LavaCum #Drips #BurningUrine

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

I just want to jerk off to #ElectionNight

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

@DjGonzo_05 thank you! #JackOff4Life

[John Jacob @JackOffHer]

@DjGonzo_05 @e_rman1 @Vance9bjn9 no problem! Always be jacking off!