Jack Persons

I'm affable! He/him

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

On Monday, surfers flocked to Mavericks to ride the 30-foot waves.

🎥 courtesy Jack Persons

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

You did it @elonmusk! You saved Twitter!!

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@bcurranjr @maxdubler …. https://t.co/ib5hT0XtaK

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@TheMarinaTimes @maryjungsf @TSFAction Uh oh!! Did you accidentally just support Senator Wiener? Mary is actually being honored as the Senator’s District 11 Woman of the Year! TSF is graciously hosting a reception to celebrate Mary’s award.

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

Lightning in Civic Center! #CAwx

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@sfchronicle Hey I was wondering, how I can get your news delivered to me daily?

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

I genuinely believe that Tucker Carlson understands SF and its politics better than Michelle

[Michelle Tandler @michelletandler]

The phrase "crime don't climb" is famous and well-known amongst San Francisco natives.

Natives know that the prime real estate is as far away from the Tenderloin as possible.

Hard to reach areas (e.g., hills, far-out areas with a lack of public transit) are more protected.

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

RIP to a legend

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

Franzia was a lifelong champion of inexpensive wine and critic of California’s elite wine culture, frequently proclaiming that no bottle should cost more than $10. https://t.co/zgr61xAmPs

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

Atone for your sins @RobParkerFS1

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Warriors need to let Steph Curry go https://t.co/XKZPMWThir

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

Hey this is Andrew Wiggins, you're listening to 98.1, The Breeze

[Kyle Goon @kylegoon]

it’s great that Andrew Wiggins is getting his flowers but this is still unimpeachably the best moment of his nba career

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@katewillett When Thomas Lord is the only person defending you in your replies, it’s time to log off

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@catrionastew Fuck you

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@ThompsonScribe Congrats Marcus. Incredible writing here. You went Game 6 Klay on this story.

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

Sequel font upgraded to Papyrus Ultra Bold

[Avatar @officialavatar]

Check out the brand-new teaser poster for #Avatar: The Way of Water. Experience it only in theaters December 16, 2022.

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@coreysmith_17 Ok, Connor

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

Sometimes I’m like “haha Michelle is a hilarious caricature,” but then there’s tweets like this, where she politicizes minorities just to fundraise, and that’s when I go get a Brillo pad to scrub her garbage takes from my brain

[Michelle Tandler @michelletandler]

I am sickened by the normalization of violence against our Asian community.

Asians and Asian-owned businesses are being targeted.

We all know it. We all see it.

If you care, donate to the recall.

We need new leadership.

https://t.co/2X1YGV0KpO

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@ITYSL You gotta give

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@unionstreetsf @Scott_Wiener You’re Native American?

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@Scott_Wiener What’s good @SFBART

[Jack Persons @JackPeople71]

@catrionastew Joke’s on them, they never experienced a time when Michael Richards wasn’t cancelled