Jack Perrin

[Ash @AshScrivens]

When you comeback to work after a week off
#BabyReindeer

[Sam @4317_sam]

The pound every time Liz Truss opens her gob

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

When Phillip Schofield tries to cut in front of you

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Gaga watching the front row have their eyebrows singed off during the Chromatica Ball

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

No one:

Ellie Goulding in 2012:

[Jack Perrin @JackPerrin1]

@ASOS You made me redundant?

[Jack Perrin @JackPerrin1]

@jasmineariff @harrisonjbrock 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jack Perrin @JackPerrin1]

@ASOS @Topshop @Topman ... and thousands of people facing redundancy are now finding out their fate through @ASOS Twitter account. Nice one 🖕🏻

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Former Sugababes star Heidi Range says if lockdown continues into March she’s going to treat herself to a new kettle

[Matthew Lee @Mattbklee]

Worked the late A&E SHO shift on NYE and came out to this. Hundreds of maskless, drunk people in huge groups shouting "Covid is a hoax", literally outside the building where hundreds are sick and dying. Why do people still not realise the seriousness of this pandemic?

[ASHLEIGH LOUISE @axhleighlouise]

We need a severe national lockdown and I mean severe! Airports closed, no incoming or outgoing flights. No one at work, unless they’re key workers. No meeting up in groups of six. 3 months of strictness so we can get our fucking lives back.

[Emily Waddell ✨ @callsignemily]

Wrestling signs from the 90s is just twitter before twitter existed

[Jack Perrin @JackPerrin1]

🤯

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Go read the first word of all my tweets

[geo @GeorgiaWood_x]

If you seriously believe that this vaccine is just the government planting a chip into your arm you have the mental capacity of a fucking slug no offence like

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

🙌Queen Kamala

[Jack Perrin @JackPerrin1]

@isitreallymoira @jasmineariff

[Stew @stewnotstu]

I want to arrive everywhere like Celine Dion.