'The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow

The Real Wild Child

The PUNK That Was PROMISED!

Owned by @MissAlanah and babies. Fur and Non.
*Fictional RP Account. Not Kip Sabian*

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

Let's leave no words unspoken...
And save regrets for the broken...
...will you even look back when you think of me?

All I want is a place to call my own..
To mend the hearts of everyone who feels alone.
Woah-oh! You know it!

...Keep your hopes up high,
And your head down low!

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

Storms rollin' in and I...am...uneasy. Somethings boiling out there...and I tell myself its not my concern anymore but then all I can hear is Uncle Nick...

"...the INDIFFERENCE...of GOOD. Men..."

...I wish to high Hell he was here.

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

#OOC severely pondering if I should change the avatars of some of my characters who's picbases are a bit...problematic. thoughts?

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

...I often wonder about and worry about @SlappyMcGoo

He disappeared after everything...no one knows where he is, how he is, what hes doing, or where he is mentally.

...I miss the best "Nanny" in the world...I miss my rock, my mentor, who could always cheer me up.

Come home.

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing man he doesnt exist.

...difference is...I know he does. I've battled him three times.

How quickly changing and utterly fickle that you have forgotten that.

So if I were you...MY attention...is the last persons I'd want.

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

Sometimes...the lion...needs to remind the hyenas...just who the fuck he is.

...expect the first ghost when the bell tolls One...bitch.

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

Interesting...

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

I am...the LAST motherfuckers attention you should ever want.

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

@MissAlanah Oh I absolutely am.
But here's the secret...
...when you're being a butt?

You're still the most hilarious, most adorable little bratty butt I've ever been obsessed with!

...what!? I AM obsessed with my wife!
...any day I'm NOT?
I take a nap.
When I wake up I'm obsessed again!

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

I have @MissAlanah a "Just Because" bouquet of flowers...I replaced one of them with one replicated flower out of plastic and metal.

...I told her I would love her until the last flower wilts.

...Jokes on HER! Now she STUCK with my ass!!!

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

#OOC Iunno, iunno, I. Don't. Know. Are big decisions in my future? Prffft...No. Not now. Im alive btw, sorry to disappoint you. I just...don't know where to go from here. Can't ask YALL cause most of ya are two faced chameleons.

...you mad cause I said it? Or that I'm RIGHT.

[Mack McKane @MackTheKnife187]

-For The Benefit of Mr. Kite...
There will be a SHOW tonight!
...on TRAMPOLINE! 😬

FACK this, they wanted a war we weren't DONE with. But we will..

.https://t.co/cz1exJf4Um

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

I ain't your Prince Charmin'...no Jesus Christ. Got nothin' but great hair and bad advice! Look at my wife who's been preggo TWICE, three kids, you can't tell, that body is NOICE! It's also mine...I dibs'd with a ring! So please @MissAlanah come here! And bring me that thang! 😈

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

...why is being a Best Man WAY more intimidating than when I was the Groom!

(There were no strippers or alcohol or drugs at the Bachelor party. Not @MattieArt 's rules...that was @MackTheKnife187 choice. He "won't do anything to jeopardize his forever".

Respect and love!

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

@MalachiMalice It's okay everybody! That is literally how he says he loves me! It's all good!!!

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

Hey...h-hey @MalachiMalice ...wh-what...do you call...two Irish lesbians?

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

@MalachiMalice ...GAELIC!!!

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

...why, Johnny Ringo...

...you LOOK like somebody just...WALKED over your grave!

...Rest assured.
...We REMAIN.

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

...a REAL RockNRolla...

...wants the fuckin' LOT.

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

We came from Rock,
We took your belt,
We ran it from 'stralia
Up to the Bible Belt.
I got DEATH threats on my wife
But even worse on my young
So if you wanna young gun
Maverick you better be the top one.
Cause REGULATORS! MOUNT UP!
Billy the Kid says it's on!

['The Punk That Was Promised' Jack Russow @JackRussow]

@MalachiMalice @PWSBellaPhoenix I THOUGHT IT WAS POWDERED SUGAR FOR A JOKE!!! YOU SWORE YOU'D BE COOL!!!

...I THOUGHT I WAS HAVIN' A *HEART* ATTACK!!!