Jack Sarfaty

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[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The ball in Times Square has dropped wide right and landed in Jersey.

[San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert]

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

The LSU Tigers are National Champions!

#GeauxTigers

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

A Swag You Have Never Seen
This Is Our Time.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

A Heisman hype video for Joe Burrow, narrated by the Honey Badger 🐯

(via @LSUfootball)

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

We deserve #1 seed

[ESPN @espn]

Coach O gave Joe Burrow the game ball after beating Georgia.

Burrow gave it right back, saying one thing: "I’ll take the game ball after the National Championship.” 🔥 (via CBS)

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

#LSU has a 17-3 lead at halftime in the #SECChampionship

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

.@LSUfootball is the first team in SEC history to feature a 4,000-yard passer, a 1,000-yard rusher and two 1,000-yard receivers in the same season.

[Charles Snowden III @csnoww3]

I’ve been watching ESPN literally my whole life, and i still have absolutely no clue how the points work in Around The Horn

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Win your battle. Win your match.
Impose your will. One on one.
Winner Take All.

[James @CaucasianJames]

how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can’t help them with their math homework. how am i supposed to look at them dead in the eye and tell them i’m not capable of doing long division

[Chri$tian Zefi @Christian_Zefi]

Shot boy @tonyhawk fuck your 900

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

I am cheering for the Los Angeles Rams !

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Get addicted to Roller Skating, not crack https://t.co/j9zGHrZxoW

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Happy Happy Holidays to you !

[Jack Sarfaty @JackSarf]

@gregbrann20 Well god damnit Gregory you can’t have it all