Camila Tassara

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Im sick of you hoes cutting your eye'brows off just to draw em back on.. lookin like '^_^' ... B*TCH always looking susprised!

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

#donttextmeif You take long to reply.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

I asked God to protect me from my enemies... I started loosing friends.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

Females saying Rihanna stupid for forgiving Chris, but they on twitter falling for niggas that refer to them as #oomf.....

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

#ToMyFutureSon don't get mad when your friends say your moms a milf

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?" ... Because you have ears bitch.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her ight. You got what they can't have.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

Too many baby showers, but not enough weddings.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

Me, jealous of you? Bitch please

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

Tired of these hoes breathing my air.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

These hoes will hate you, rate you, shake you and try to break you. How strong you stand is what makes you.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

Why are 12 year olds subtweeting? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop?

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

#WaysToGetShot take the last piece of chicken at a black barbecue

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

I don?t have an attitude problem. If you have a problem with my attitude, that?s your problem, not mine

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

#TheWorstFeelingIs Doing bad on a test that you actually studied for..

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

I hate hoes who be looking all nice nshit with their hair and nails done, but they kids look like they BARELY survived a tornado

[Camila Tassara @JackScribnerjza]

#IllNeverForget the day i seen my mom cry. Retweet if that was the worst feeling ever.