♜ Jack Sellick ♜

Founder of #MangoMondays

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I know Jaffa Cake has 'cake' in its name. Bonnie Tyler has 'tiler' in her name but I wouldn't ask her to regrout my bathroom.

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

@richardosman @gagsy_mc @rednoseday choc hobnobs surely?

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Have just made the draw for the group stages of the 'World Cup Of Biscuits'. All will be revealed on Weds at 7pm! @rednoseday #wcob

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

Men wearing ripped jeans reminds me of scoring a screamer in the playground and getting carried away with the knee slide celebration

[Alex Hylton @AlexParisHylton]

Overheard at Selhurst Park:

'You can't blame someone called Jesus for not wanting to get on the end of a cross.'

#MCFC

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

Didn't even have time to register my new debit card before losing it again, new record #2in2 #WeGoAgain

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

Love a belly slide! Underused celebration

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

@SammWise9 wish I could use that as an excuse!

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

Swapping from Bumble to Tinder and accidentally dishing out superlikes to 6/10s 👋🙈

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

Smashed my phone in the airport, there's a joke in there somewhere #Krakow #Crackow

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

Congratulations @Gillanders92 so happy you can stop reusing teabags now!

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

Who decided that absolutely everything takes 2 minutes in the microwave?

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

@IsaacWilliams14 @rwpearson Tintin

[Alex Hess @A_Hess]

Ironic use of an enormous bedsheet there from the Palace #ultras

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

@megannnerourke1 what if she's a solid 10?

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

I just finished sending a text and realised I'd been standing still..does this mean I'm officially old?!😫

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

@_JoshW3 few dishes that need washing round ours if you're interested?

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

@AmericanAir are an absolute joke of a company, never again!

[♜ Jack Sellick ♜ @JackSellick1]

'Pokémon plod' - I've heard it all now