Jack

a walking joke

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

@XboxSupport @Coach_22M how long is it normally down for before you can sign in

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Explaining what Toblerone is to somebody that’s never had one

#EURO2024

[hunter* @y2khunter]

you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” nigga FUCK you

[donni saphire @donni]

Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

all packets of crisps run out of date on a saturday prove me wrong

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

imagine eating just one pringle? to think there's a man (or woman) out there that has probably eaten one single pringle. it's a scary world we live in

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

you can't spell cat without a

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

@UberFacts How dare you

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

"What's pressure for?" "Tyres." "Thank you." Gold commentary. #WOLLIV

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

@StephenTries please tell me you've seen the Cunk on ____ series, if not it would be right up your street

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Fuccccccckk yessssssss

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Tomorrow's episode of Better Call Saul is called...

BREAKING BAD 😬

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

A very strange decision was made here

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

#TommyFumbles

$2K to someone who retweets this.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Me after doing 2 or more errands:
“I am basically Mike Ehrmantraut.”

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

anyone else seen ekin-su surname

[Jack @JackSfDyer]

keep seeing spoilers for s6 better call saul and it's doin my noggin in because i haven't got round to watching it

[Premier League @premierleague]

GOAL Man City 0-1 Aston Villa (37 mins)

Drama! Lucas Digne plays an inviting cross into the box and Matthew Cash confidently headers it beyond Ederson

#MCIAVL

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a PT. Took on a very large client who was very nervous about sitting on her new exercise ball. I reassured her "you'd have to be the size of an elephant to pop it, don't worry!" She confidently sat down, but the moment her arse sunk into the ball it exploded. Mortifying.