SomeGuyCalledJack

Youtuber, time waster, disappointment to most.

I like girls, I like guys, and I'm still single. I guess that makes me less bisexual and more bi-myself

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

The bills that I am just about covering at the moment are going up this month. And then again in June by and unknown (and uncapped) amount. At least the rich are getting richer though. That's a comfort. I don't tweet much anymore, but hi Twitter. I'm fucking scared.

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

@demetri87600208 Why have you replied to loads of people with the exact same message? 0 followers and apparently he helped you resolve issues with your twitter, playstation and papa johns account last week? Seems unlikely...

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

@AskPlayStation Anyone know what this is? I'm trying to download a game from my library. Other games are working fine but whenever I try to download RE Village I get this. I own the game, have restored licenses, checked my connection and storage, everything should be fine?

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Shit. Had a copyright strike from when I uploaded my youtube videos to porn sites. My XVideos account is at risk of being demonetised 😭

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Is it a hot take to say that The Two Towers is the best LOTR movie? #LordOfTheRings

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

We should feel honoured that Boris didn't want to leave. Usually when he fucks something he abandons it straight away

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

I feel like snapchat is trying to be snarky with me here

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

that escalated quickly

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

@Isimmons_art I might be going mad but I have this clear as day memory of JEJ dying. I remember seeing a picture of him sat on a cloud with Mufasa, Vader and Bleeding Gums Murphy. Not a vague memory either, it's clear as anything 😂 had to google it to find out hes still going #ObiWan

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

(By the way, I've been next to my door for the last 6 hours, you absolutely did not attempt the fucking delivery 10 minutes ago). @amazon

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Massive shoutout to @amazon ! After being told that my delivery would be some time before 10pm, I sat and wasted my one day off waiting for it, doing none of the things I needed to do, only to get an email saying that you attempted delivery 10 minutes ago. Fucking joke.

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Alright Youtube, chill out man. Didn't need an attack in my recommended section ffs

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Theres a certain skill to knowing at what point in your pint to order your next one on the app for it to arrive just as you finish.

I feel like that made sense. Did that make sense?

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Looks like the @RKGvideo lads have been doing some training. Although I must say I dont like @roryhaspowers chances. That Tory chick seems like a wrongun. @cymrogav @Krupa

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Huh, this if the first year I've not had a proper Christmas meal, just wasn't feeling it. However I have just ordered a kebab so fuck it, I guess I'm having a Christmas Donner this year.

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

@lethaltank42 @MzKatieCassidy I'm sure shes really gonna miss you

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

@RKGvideo

[SomeGuyCalledJack @JackSutton95]

Rediscovered my love for Florence & the Machine. Hello obsession my old friend, its been a while