Jack Verlander

[alex thomson @alextomo]

Arrests continuing in Middlesbrough.

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

British ex-footballer remembers pre-season

[Jack Lang @jacklang]

Kane looks like he’s running through treacle. And his legs are also made of treacle. And there’s treacle in his lungs and in his eyes and in his soul. And he’s wading, he’s really trying, but it’s just all treacle and you can’t really tell where the treacle ends and he begins

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

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[Paul Hayward @_PaulHayward]

Dirty tricks in the 2022 World Cup bidding race, which Qatar won.
From a ⁦@guardian⁩ review of 'All the Worst Humans,' a confessional by PR demon, Phil Elwood.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Emily Maitlis, "You've stretched out a hand to Reform"

Jacob Rees-Mogg, "It's too early.. But the two wings of the right have to unite.. We cannot win until we reunite the Conservative family.. They left because we aren't serving them"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "What do you think about Sunak's campaign?"

JRM, "It had a few hiccups"

KGM, "Hiccups? What went wrong?"

JRM, "Well an umbrella on day would have helped"

EM, "Would you see Reform and Conservatives merge?"

JRM, "It was a mistake to get rid of Boris Johnson"

EM, "It was your party that got rid of him"

JRM, "It was stupid and I said that at the time"

EM, "He has misled parliament"

JRM, "It was a bias committee.. The committee degraded parliament"

EM, "Not the man who had parties?"

Harriet Harman shreds Jacob Rees-Mogg

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

Key chart to keep in mind as the Conservatives suffer their worst ever defeat:

The Tories didn’t lose this election because they were too right wing on some issues or too left wing on others.

They lost because voters of all stripes judged them to be incompetent and dishonest.

[Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈 @MhairiBlack]

With the Greens now having the same number of seats as Reform, the UK media should provide them the same platform and level of coverage as Farage’s ilk. Will it happen though? #GE24

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Everyone (especially journalists) take note. There is no such thing as a “supermajority” in the British constitution.

[G @Gideoomatic]

England scored 0 goals from passing it around but scored 2 goals from getting it launched and putting it in the mixer �

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Wrote this on Vitesse Arnhem, a club who were helped and then broken by their relationship with Roman Abramovich's Chelsea. Yesterday, Vitesse had their professional licence removed. This might be it.

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https://t.co/GLP0Vqp1r0

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Declan Rice, spurred on by the theme tune from the Great Escape, suddenly digs a tunnel under the Slovenian low block and slots past Oblak, 1-0

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

Excl: Here's what happens if you scrape Betfair data for bets on a July election.

This graph cuts off at the end of 21 May, the day before Sunak announced the election.

There's a flood of bets that day - before Rishi formally told the cabinet and stood in Downing Street.

[The Guardian @guardian]

MI5 alert on alleged Chinese mole may have been to distract from Partygate, tribunal hears https://t.co/Rei9TGIP03

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Never write off the Germans

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Who’s on the plane?

The very unofficial England squad announcement