Jack Hamilton

Baseball, Football and Dad-Joke Enthusiast | Chicago Cubs Fanatic | Idaho Vandal Lifer |

[Jack Hamilton @JackWHamilton]

Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty sure I’m killing it at this whole parenting thing.

#EarthWeek2023 #BeBatman #ProudDadMoment @BatmanContent @JamesGunn @dudedad

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

My advice to the Cubs is when they come back to Chicago, they all need to spend an afternoon on the lake and have a good drunk. Get absolutely blasted. The manager too. Their brains need total inhibition. My god looking at their faces stress me out.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[Jack Hamilton @JackWHamilton]

@CarlsBeef How I feel watching the Cubs today…

[Jack Hamilton @JackWHamilton]

@DOM_Frederic

[Jack Hamilton @JackWHamilton]

I just entered: Morgan Wallen in the Windy City. You can too! tasteofcountry https://t.co/ftN4h4xcAv

[Jack Hamilton @JackWHamilton]

@CubsSkipper

[The Cub Hub @CubsSkipper]

July 25, 2016.. the Cubs acquire Chapman.

July 25, 2026.. what if the Cubs acquired Chapman?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

“We cannot negotiate with people who say what's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable.”

- John F. Kennedy

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[Jesse The Free 🏴 @Jessethefree]

Socialism is the flat earth theory of economics.

[Eric Rice @EA_Rice]

Property taxes are nothing more than theft of unrealized gains. This is a great post.

[Jack Hamilton @JackWHamilton]

@TalkinBaseball_

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

I think we’ve done enough connecting with the cities. No more connections to be made.

[Jack Hamilton @JackWHamilton]

Team Red Bill

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

I’m buying 10 lucky winners a red bill Cubs hat from the Cubs Team Store tomorrow.

Quote Tweet “Team Red Bill”
To enter. Winners will be selected at 1:20pm tomorrow. #TeamRedBill

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Today is not Opening Day. Tomorrow is Opening Day. #OpeningDay

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I say this every year. Baseball starting the season with anything other than day baseball games in America is a disgrace to the flag and whoever approved this should be thrown in prison for life @MLB

[Jason Eck @Coach_Eck]

I've lived in all four time zones in the Continental US.

Mountain by a million.

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle