Jack Waddington

Professional tooth looker-afterer. @EleanorChick ❤ p.s Tim Peake once liked my tweet 🚀

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

Sadly, God doesn’t feature much in evidence based medicine.

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

Thank you @NetflixUK for all the new Monty Python to watch

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

Went for a haircut after a ridiculous workout this morning. It took me a least 30 seconds to get out the chair at the end. How tragic

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

Diane and Boris should become comedy partners. Now Ant and Dec are in a spot of bother, I hear calls for Abbott and Johnson https://t.co/S293LWfDaY

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Diane Abbott calls for Amber Rudd to resign over the Windrush scandal

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

If you're feeling overwhelmed by work, it's important to keep your head above water. (If you're one of my many fish followers, disregard this advice.)

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

Go forward and Fuck off. 🖕

$5million is pathetic https://t.co/Nh9i5SByoa

[Lance Armstrong @lancearmstrong]

FORWARD

[BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk]

Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job. Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back.

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

This isn’t news is it @BBCNews

An obvious mistake was rectified. Shocking. https://t.co/IkyTFXbWIt

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

"I told my seven-year-old 'you must really enjoy this banana, you must cherish every mouthful'"
🍌💰
https://t.co/cOhwF2skrA

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

@aruuuna U ok hun?

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

Headline predictions for tomorrow.

“Outrage over grand national”

I’ll retweet next year, and the year after, and the year after that....

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

@rosentweets @EleanorChick

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

I like Arctic Monkeys. But can someone explain the hype?

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

This keeps getting better and better 😂 https://t.co/vnR6tDoypQ

[BBC One @BBCOne]

That moment when you fall over in a swimming pool live on @BBCBreakfast. 😂

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

WHAT A STORY https://t.co/X7aCR5yClz

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Seal spotted 50 miles from the sea in Yorkshire Dales https://t.co/ynN8hfCehj

[Richard Main @RPMain]

Oh @mikebreakfast... #GC2018

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i didn’t do. much of anything today. but that’s alright. it’s best to stay consistent

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

@RonJichardson I got home okay!

[Jack Waddington @JackWaddy]

Again...Jordan Spieth and I share a birthday. He is one year older than me. I have a year to practice to be able to be -9 on the last day of the masters