Jack Walker

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[Brian Spurrell @BrianSpanner1]

Was.
She.
Fuck.
A.
Nurse.
In.
Gaza.

I look forward to her being called out as a homecare assistant from Carntyne.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim woman refused to shake hands with the Crown Prince of Norway during a citizenship ceremony.

Shaking hands is ‘haram’, but seeking refuge in a non-Islamic country, receiving free housing and food, and living on welfare is ‘halal.’

Hypocrisy knows no bounds.

[Susan Dalgety @DalgetySusan]

Nicola Sturgeon is a public figure. Her bank balance has been bolstered for nearly 30 years by taxpayers’ cash and she has a gold-plated public sector pension to look forward to. She now uses that public profile to secure lucrative TV and publishing deals and is very happy to charge people to listen to her self-regarding views.

The fact that her husband has just been jailed for stealing from the organisation which she led for most of the period when his crime spree took place, and that she benefited from that spree (albeit she denies knowing the source of his largesse) seems to have passed her by.

Nicola - you are the story. You know that and your faux outrage and distress is as performative as your period in office. If you really don’t want to be centre stage then cancel your public appearances and sack your PR team. Build a low key life, doing good works and giving back. Think about someone other than yourself for a change.

Then and only then can you say “no comment”.

[Suzanne Evans @SuzanneEvans1]

Not half as traumatised as the family of the man he killed, I’ll bet.

[David Vance @DavidVance]

Have you met the victims of Muslim rape gangs, John?

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

You're a peddler of hate. You immediately attacked the Dundee girls and haven't apologised yet.

[Craig Houston @CraigHouston_]

The last multiple stab perpetrator in Edinburgh wasn't even remanded in prison as we are to be concerned about his mental health.

How things change in 90 days.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Humza last week: "It's disgusting to see politicians exploit the murder of Henry Nowak or the attempted beheading in Belfast to push a political agenda"

Humza this week: "lemme just exploit this"

['New Scots' Profiles @NewScotProfiles]

'None of this is happening in a vacuum.'

True. Let's look at the cause shall we?

Jaswinder Singh
Fidelis Amu
Mohammed Iqbal
Muhammed Abdullah
Ibrahim Ahmadi
Mohammed Ahmed
Muhammed Awais
Shahzaib Hassan
Rajiv Sharma
Raul Novac
Abel Muntean
Shadman Khan
Alexandru Lache
Octav-George Dimitru
Taimoor Khan
Aymen Bejaou
Esayas Neguse
Beni Mubiala
Zineelabbine Abbood
Momodou Bobb
Alexandra Bugonea
Catalin Dobre
Cristian Urlateanu
Remus Stan
Mircea Marian Cumpanasoiu
Parvinder Singh
Kashif Anwar
Hisham Awad
Tendayi Magadu
Weqas Khalil
Marwan al Bakr
Amar Mudawi
Abdul Samad
David Ekpe
Rajesh Bakashi
Ali Chikane
Omed Hassan
Mihai Nicolae Patran
Mohand Mageed
Mohammed Mirzai
Sohail Ahmed
Issa Saleh Mohamed
Kenan Baki
Walter Masocha
Hamid Zaman
Valentin Tica
Traian Covaci
Krishna Singh
Innocent Megbolu
Kamil Mohammed Nadir
Buruhana Jabang
Sohaib Ahmadzai
Akib Aslam
Imran Ali
Mohammed Akram
Anas Almarjeh
Ahmad Siddique

This is the tip of the iceberg in Scotland alone in recent years.

[James Esses @JamesEsses]

If you want to summarise just how messed up the United Kingdom is in a single sentence:

The UK government believes that 11 year olds are too young to watch YouTube but old enough to block their puberty and render themselves infertile.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Why do they chose to come to the UK if they feel threatened by our national flag

[Craig Houston @CraigHouston_]

When you need subtitles to understand a MSP in your own country it’s a bad day.

[adidas Scotland @adidasUK]

You can be born anywhere.
That’s chance.
The rest is… choice.
Choose the sun in Naples
and the rain in Glasgow.
Choose heading to a World Cup.
Choose tattie scones on a Tuesday
and pizza on a Wednesday.
Ignore everyone telling you it’s easier the other way
and embrace being the underdog.
Choose a skipper that’s always on duty.
Choose getting absolutely written off
and getting up and showing them anyway.
You can’t decide where you’re born.
But you can decide who you stand with.

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

A man is alleged to have thrown a 3 year old into a crocodile enclosure yesterday.

Less than 24 hours later, police say he's been released on bail because he's “not fit for interview.”

The police are going to have to explain this one.

How is releasing someone back into the public before they've even been interviewed for attempted murder acceptable?

What message does that send?

[chidi @FreeNwakali]

The butterfly effect is crazy. How has Andy Considine dressing up in drag for a stag do video led to this song being belted out at a Red Sox game

[Craig Houston @CraigHouston_]

If everyone has to be tolerant, why did you as a non Muslim need to wear a headscarf?

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

A Bulgarian man has now been found guilty of assaulting a 12-year-old Scottish girl.

@HumzaYousaf when can we expect your apology?

[Agent P @AgentP22]

When people voted for a Scottish parliament in 1997, they didn't vote for:

✈️ World Cup trips
🇵🇸 Endless Gaza debates
🚺 Campaigns to let biological men into women's toilets

It is utterly scandalous what's going on in Holyrood.

[Iain Macwhirter @iainmacwhirter]

Sturgeon's Kuenssberg interview was the defining moment in the biggest financial scandal in Holyrood history.

But it is also the last time a politician in a jam will tearfully play the misogyny card.

She wasn't the victim of patriarcy, she was the boss.

Link below.

[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

Imagine you are a dental hygienist and live in Sweden..

You are employed to help “migrant children” with their dental issues.

As part of your job you examine the wisdom teeth development of the kids and you notice that 80% of those “kids” have fully formed wisdom teeth, implying they are not kids at all but adults older than the age of 18.

You tell the Swedish Migration Agency and they advise you to put it in writing.

When you send exact details, with examples of specific patients you are suspended, investigated and fired for disclosing private information relating to patients.

This happened to Bernt Herlitz in 2017.

When he appealed the unfair dismissal he ultimately lost and was fined about $50,000.

He and his family faced financial hardship and almost lost their home, until some generous benefactors raised money for him. Bernt remains unemployed today, despite staff shortages for dentists in his area in Gotland.

At the time, Sweden scoffed at the tests and claimed they were “discriminatory” but since then they have quietly brought in mass dental testing, for those whose age is in doubt, by the National Board of Forensic Medicine.

Bernt deserves a medal. Not vilification and unemployment.