Jack Wilson

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

"Pee in a cup or I wont show up!".

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

@bertkreischer You can rent mine but just know she's kind of a dickhole.
But you know, a loveable dickhole.

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

@g_pepperoncini @realDonaldTrump I wish it that easy to just release the hounds to stop his squawking.

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

I hope they're at least dolphin safe cans of tuna.
I mean what monsters would throw dolphin murder cans?

P.S. no one is throwing cans of soup and tuna. Grandpa hairdo is just making stuff up.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They have like 30 cans of soup. They have like 25 cans of tuna. They get caught. I’m bringing this home to my family...

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

Reading the news when I wake makes me sing th iui s song.
Totally safe for work turn it up loud.
https://t.co/MqaW9EWwNZ

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

@SillyLittleJJ @SadieBeth73 We're all doomed.

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

Ok... ok?
I don't believe in or participate in violence but I'm wondering if we shouldn't start hitting stupid people with sticks.
"I don't believe in numbers", wtf?

[jordan @JordanUhl]

checkmate fauci

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

It's a happy ending after all.
Really though, screw the Patriots.

[New York Post @nypost]

Robert Kraft likely to get off in Florida massage parlor case https://t.co/dGxdArdLQU

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

"Anarchy jurisdictions" kind of sound fun. Like a punk rock Disney Land.

[CNN @CNN]

The Justice Department has labeled three cities "anarchy" jurisdictions — New York, Seattle and Portland, Oregon. The overtly political announcement is certain to trigger legal challenges. https://t.co/vfNDYM4NLp

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

@JimmyFromPhilly 60k is not enough.

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

I own this shirt, I'll be wearing it today. She was gangster as all get out.
https://t.co/94zqRPfhjL

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

I watch the news... I think of songs that correlate.
This one came to mind today.
You interpret as you see fit.
https://t.co/EjMcvpX51N

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

Also, nice sweat pants you "hail Hitler" Karen.

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

This s***. I don't know if I could contain myself in sight of this white supremacy bull****
This America now?

[Erin Maye Quade @ErinMayeQuade]

Today is the first day of MN mask mandate. These pics from Walmart in Marshall, MN. (h/t Raphaella M)

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

@Sling do you not have a customer service number.
I'd rather pay more for service that works.

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

I was sad to hear about the passing of John Lewis.
In his honor go make "good trouble".

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

@TakLandrock I'm cheap. I'd rather figure it out than pay someone.
Great job.

[Jack Wilson @JackWilsonRadio]

@TakLandrock That's a horrible fit. Glad you got though. Good job.