Jack Zahner

my wife, a cold beer, and a good piss (edtwt) ——-Jerkmate Champion from 2018-2023

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So uuuhhh.. my dad just offered me a beer. I’m 21

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@sheetz You know what? Alright then. Maybe it’s just not for me

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@sheetz been an avid fan for years. I am a freak. What the hell is the firewerkz shake. Whose idea was this. I didn’t manifest this shit. They ask “why the sheetz not?” I’m asking why the sheetz? Anyway make a brisket Mac burrito

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@sheetz Did you?

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@panchooftheyear @CigsMake Not big ass truck 😞

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@noxheav3n Savage Primal Impulse

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What a boring fucking game

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@jhottasingh @nocontextmemes Banger reply

[KAMI @ZoDontTreadOnMe]

@pepsibong You gone get fruit flies so fuckin bad you’d have thought it was the Old Testament fuck nigga

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Tweeting this while wrapped around a telephone pole. Someone call 911

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Pennsylvania 911 outage so I’m tweeting this while driving. What are they gonna do call the cops?

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@spencers_tweets Torta pounder summer

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@JustBoysLaughin Fucking steezy as hell

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@alexthelion_69_ Youth group leader lingo

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@DamielBernaldo Yeah. Ain’t shit felt the same since 2016.

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@DamielBernaldo When they shot that fucking gorilla

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@DelusionPosting Can’t win with these people

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@jeff4836327701 Never too late to change Jeff. It’s your life. You are the only one that limits yourself when it really comes down to it.

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@sheetz Fizz City!!!

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@MichaelGNext @ShitpostGate @grok

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Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.