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'could be a dinosaur? gremlin? some sort of space lizard?' - Clogs Comedy, 2017

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

[office]

SCRIPT SUPERVISOR (flicking through script):

Look I just think for the amount of dialogue you have, you're using far too many stage directions

ME: (stern eyebrows, hands by side, leant back in chair, bird flies past window, the air is still, lamp on table) no.

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

what if every day is a choice 💀

[ØSØ @OsoBlanc0]

This is probably fine

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

who is she

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

@MilliganTed more like goodbye to the queen 😞

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It's time to ⚠️BuRial⚠️

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if you showed this wind to a victorian child it would probably kill them

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I love Jane Campion

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the cast of Dune when the director was giving them a hard time:

"god this guy's really getting on my Denis Villeneuves"

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gorgeous gorgeous girls publish their damning report despite an ongoing investigation from the met police

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leaked image of Sue Gray investigation report

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Kenneth Branagh ordering fruit:

hi yeah can I get a Banaghnagh

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

the date went well, we got on like a house on fire! (devastating personal and financial consequences)

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

Jesus in Mark 2 verse 11:

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getting into real dodgy territory here cross-promoting Love Island with a film called "The Suicide Squad"

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

pommel horse is coming home !!!!

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

fascinated by the standby "mental health professionals" on Love Island, a job whose goals are surely in direct conflict with the objectives of the production team

imagine if Jigsaw explained his torture trap games and then was like "but dw we have first-aiders if u need !! ❤"

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

dressage feels like an oppressive dystopian version of crufts. no i won't explain that

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

yooooo you're not gonna wanna miss this ! This is where it all starts for this man.

I have seen rehearsals and can honestly say Ted has a long, prosperous, and well-deserved lawsuit ahead of him.

[2Northdown @2Northdown]

NEXT THURSDAY! TED TALKS!

A debut WIP character comedy sketch show from a man who really hates writing bios but will attempt to put on a bloody fun show that's sure to have something for everyone!

Thursday 22nd July 7pm
Tickets!👉https://t.co/m4myrmqZqe @MilliganTed

[juck @Jack_Butlerr]

just out of stallone's frame

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sadly, sylvester stallone is not alive in this photo