Jack Waters

#onionsarespicy

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

https://t.co/2evW5vEfDg

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

The older I get the less ironically I say happy Friday. #HappyFriday

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

No one on reddit is buying silver. FYI

Please don't let the media scam you.

[Nathaniel Whittemore @nlw]

On Twitter, everyone is saying WallStreetBets is going after Silver next.

On WallStreetBets, there are only 3 posts on Silver in about the top 50, and they’re all warning everyone to stay away.

Someone is orchestrating a serious disinformation campaign.

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

My Brain: Why?

My Heart: You gotta.

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

I am a simple man. I see $GME dip, I buy $GME. You just gotta do it for the memes.

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

@Brycedoubleyou U Kno it baybee! 🚀

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

How to succeed:
Step 1: Invest in meme stocks
Step 2: Profit

Thank you for attending my Ted talk

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

@JakeButtTE Better get on that

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

#FirstWorldProblems quote of the day: "I can't hear the TV over the sound of my chip crunching"
-My Lovely Wife

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

@Brycedoubleyou Now that is pog.

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

@ninja_puker @devynmitchell Gets me every time

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

Me: why does my back hurt

Also me:

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

We ran out of batteries so now I have to choose between my computer mouse and the milk frother, which is 100% the most first world problem in the world. #FirstWorldProblems

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

The best thing about quarantine is you can each chips in a meeting and no one will yell at you for being noisy. #mutebutton

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

@Brycedoubleyou #onionsarespicy

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

The best thing about quarantine is you can have ice cream for breakfast and your coworkers can't judge you! #notbeinghealthy

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

@rainnwilson The Rocker has always been an excellent movie in my book

[Jack Waters @Jack_Doubleyou]

My wife and I did a thing, check it out if you like good music:
https://t.co/rcYN0zByc3