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[jack @Jack_It_Is_]

@clasicalcringe You had us in the first half😂😂 raise the guy 😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Salaale! @swifttech0 wants 4000Retweets only, Fellow peasants and Non peasants,

Finyeni hiyo button,dakika niya lala salama

@swifttech0 anzeni kufunga hiyo machine🤣

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

All seasons wameniambia nifikishe 50 retweets hapa wanitumie birthday gift hamper. Loyals fanyeni ile kitu hapa

[Delo @TheOtherDelo_]

Wuueh,Wazito Huyu mans amedai nifike 2k retweets anilipie rent,Naomba 2k retweets on this post,Chezeni kama nyinyi tafadhali.

[‏ً @tufdaxx]

Omggggggggggggg, they fvknnn replied 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Simps are witnessing bad bad things baaaad things. When I write articles here, fellow peasants take it as a joke & fail to get the message; Kazi niku sema mkuu hii ni Kali- kangurá focus . Anyway, as the Chairman of peasant rats, I won't tire to educate y'all. Lemme telling you cabrons, in Marriage, Respect is directly proportional to mangodoo lining your pocket.

Without money, don't even try to commit to a woman leave alone marrying. Gentlemen, you are defined by what you bring on the table, never forget that. For a man, there is nothing like free love, it is tied to something. Let me repeat it here for the hundredth time. Women are only loyal to their emotions.

The moment you lose your job, you have to fight like your life depends on it, otherwise, your wife and all the women around you will drop you one by one.The first to kick you out will be your Mpango wa Kando, then your wife will vumilia and one day she'll say- Enough is Enough, just like Ruto, morio you Must Go!

The only woman that will stick with you is your mother & your daughters. But even your daughter is not guaranteed, there are boys out here with makagare kubwa kubwa, they take your daughter for a session in horizontal engineering & they forget that they even have parents.

Now take a look at our fellow peasant Shakib, cabron decided to settle down with a retired war veteran who's 12yrs older than him. When our boy was asked what he brings to the table, he had to go outside to scream Waaaaaaaiii Ruto Must Go.

My boy came to the realization that makagare is not an asset but a liability; So it's a walk of shame back to soko whereby he'll meet kina mwende & Njoki, without solid cash ile urwaro ataona pengine ya mzazi ikiwa kwa hanging line. Ayaaam telling you my brother, When you let a woman marry you, be ready to accept disrespect.

You can clearly tell that Zari is already exhausted & when a woman wants to quit, she will look for a loophole & come up with petty excuses. I remember when my marriage was hitting rock bottom, mama Liam could wake up at 4am & start crying. She would tell me she can't do it anymore & when I asked her why, she said "sikuizi unashuta sana usiku".

I mean bro, ata kazi ya mungu wana tafutia makosa. Wanataka mtu alale na kidole kwa kinyambisi. Na saizo supper mtu alikupikia ugali na stew ya kamande. So dear men, without money don't try to get into marriage bcoz Poverty is bad, It's the source of disrespect.

Anyway, Simps deserves nothing but a psychological tour to the Kalahari desert. All Cuckolds like Shakib should be handled professionally as Zari has done. Either way, this marriage thing is not good at all, that's why rings are worn on the left hand because marriage is not right.

[jack @Jack_It_Is_]

#FreePoloKimani

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kama utatokea Thursday Retweet this post.

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

Let's Tweet for our buddies... Every tweet counts 💪🏾

#FreeFranje
#FreeZaddock
#FreeDreyMwangi
#FreeGabrielOguda
#FreeHillah
#FreeShad
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[jack @Jack_It_Is_]

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Please mkumbuke kesho ni maandamano ingine serious #RejectFinanceBill2024

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Wadau @carcovershub wamesema mnipee 300 retweets only, gari yenu ipate Car cover.

Hapo namna gani?

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

In the city's hum, where engines roar,
Kairo finds his love, a gem to adore.
Cera, her name, a whisper of light,
In his world of metal, she shines so bright.

A dealer of cars, his hands wrought with grease,
But when he sees her, the din seems to cease.
Twitter’s cruel birds chirp harsh in his ear,
Mocking his love, they sneer and they jeer.

"Too common for you," their venomous sting,
"He’s just a dealer," their insults they fling.
Yet Kairo, undaunted by digital scorn,
Dreams of a dawn where their love is reborn.

In tweets, they troll, in shadows, they hide,
But Kairo's heart is a vast, open tide.
With Cera beside him, he stands firm and proud,
Their future a canvas, unmarred by the crowd.

"Mark these words," he replies with a smile,
"Our love will carry us mile after mile.
A family, a home, where laughter rings free,
A future unfettered, just Cera and me."

So let the world spin, let the cynics chatter,
For love writes its script, where details don't matter.
Kairo and Cera, against the vast blue,
Prove true love endures, and dreams do come true.

[ALLAN NYASH @AllanNyash]

Habari Yenu habari yenu tena @keymoolahKeem amesema 1000 reposts, anipee hii Denim iko na kofia .... Ni posbo ?

[Mgenge @neuro_words]

Rt 😇😇😇

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Yes it is sad that Somali didn't qualify.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Christmas is a time when families get together and celebrate. With the brutal war going on in the Middle East, especially the death and destruction in Gaza, this year we get to Christmas with very heavy hearts and we share the pain of those families who are grieving the loss of their loved ones. Please do not forget them and do not get used to their suffering. Merry Christmas.

[jack @Jack_It_Is_]

@virat_the_kohli @ElijahKinungi