Jack Allowther

town crier for @party_flat

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

Everyone be walking round with AirPods like:

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

Why do i still have this app, if only to despair at thickness and thickos?

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Happy Jedmas 2022! Love Jedward

[Flat Party @party_flat]

On Friday 27th January we’ll be bringing the party to @paperdressed in London.

Joining us for the evening is the wonderful @gagsalonband and Ewe & Friends

Tickets available now via link in bio.

[Flat Party @party_flat]

Our debut single ‘Fish’ is out now. Listen here: https://t.co/mT8xxey2Qk.

• Produced by Jack Lawther & Rory O’Rourke
• Mixed by Chris McCrory
• Recorded by Tim Hunt at Abbey Road Studios
• Mastered by Noel Summerville

[Flat Party @party_flat]

Our debut single ‘Fish’ will be released on all streaming platforms on Wednesday 23rd November.

Pre-save now through the link in our bio.

Photo by Mat Scott

[Flat Party @party_flat]

Tonight we’re supporting @feetband at The Lower Third in Soho. Tickets in bio.

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

Love that mutual-respect-with-an-ex-shown-through-still-seeing-their-close-friends-insta-stories type hype

[ALISHA @alisha__dj]

Ah I can’t see my family but street parties with strangers are allowed, ok x

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

@primrose_morse Yeah we can hope so

[Denis Skinner @BolsoverBeast]

TORY VOTERS.
AT THE NEXT ELECTION. STAY HOME.
PROTECT THE NHS.
SAVE LIVES.

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

This has Joe Goldberg written all over it

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

@jessmurphs @jmsbdd420 U get angry or summin?

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I haven’t had sex in a long time

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

Just found a load of old 2016 photos n now I wanna cry a bit

[mia ✿ @ribbonmia]

https://t.co/IFMTyHbMVF

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

@nicpeej :(

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

@conorbrn Idk tbf these McCartney lyrics are pretty edgy for the 60s

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

No one:

J K Rowling: Dobby had coronavirus.

[Jack Allowther @Jack_Lawther]

@Curtis__Connor You already are with all these half days mate