Randy Daytona

D{M}V Life is short, stunt it. “Hope you brought a change of clothes, cause your eyes are about to piss tears.” @Commanders @RedSox @Celtics

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

“How am I?? I’m eatin so much pussy I’m shittin clits son.”

[Tommy Cassell @TommyCassell_]

The Red Sox’ biggest need last offseason was adding a power bat (or two) to the lineup.

They whiffed on Alex Bregman and Pete Alonso, and settled on a pitcher in Ranger Suarez.

That $130 million sat on the bench in the playoffs.

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

This legitimately cursed the franchise. You are wrong if you disagree.

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

Craig Breslow and John Henry are straight cheeks. Fuck those dudes and that fuckhead JH extended Bres. What the fucking fuck

[hagens for calder @44hagenz]

find the yankees fan:

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can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell.

[Chad Withrow @TheChadWithrow]

I will repeat. They play 162 games to decide Division CHAMPS. MLB cannot have a system in place where a Division CHAMPION’s season is decided in a 3-game series. MLB Postseason format is broken.

[Bayley @itsBayleyWWE]

❤️

[ManicMel™️ @manicmelora]

I saw this then still got high

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

@Safyuan lmfaoooo

[AB @AB84]

Caleb Williams popping up in the shower after not playing… #CTESPN

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

@Safyuan @McGleeshh @Commanders Nah but I’ll take Smitty cause we the commanders so of course lmao

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

@Safyuan @McGleeshh @Commanders Yeah let’s go get Odell too, matter fact I want Pickens too

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

The mom really just letting her kid run in laps around the store while she eats, not a care in the world

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

@GhostOfGbaby Aye yo Catilin my love, woah.

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

Fuck this. Whatever

[@𝗈𝗎† 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗇 @aintoknown]

the beauty of harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

Jesus fuck

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Let's do this thing.

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

FUCK A YANKEE, FUCK A SCHITTLERRR FUCK EM. SOX BABY LFGGGGG

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

@_iAmWayne1 I stopped watching as soon as Spencer’s dad went into that cabin, sat down, and just died lmfao. I checked back in and All type of shit was different and i just gave up.

[Randy Daytona @Jack_Snacks]

@_iAmWayne1 Last night was the series finale.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already October. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.