Jack Rich

Abbie’s da sells betterware

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It’s like fort Boyard trying to keep this chow mien Down

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When my dad asks if I know what a kestrel is and my response is ‘kestrel supers? The lager?’ Nope, he’s talking about the bird 🙃

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Love first aid training. It’s ok to break someone’s ribs with chest compressions cause saving a life is more important, but don’t give mouth to mouth if you feel slightly uncomfortable 🙃

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Fuck me I love a snickers

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Looks like today is one of them 3 days a year i regret not filling up my air con

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Anyone else get real pissed off when people actually drive 20 in a 20? Or am I just an ungodly speed demon who cannot be tamed

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How the hell do chefs in Hell’s Kitchen remember 3 halibut, 2 lobster, 1 Wellington medium, 1 well done!? I can barely remember a medium wrap with no chilli jam when the screens go down…

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Not sure if I’ve still got the double chin I had when I started growing my beard as I’ve not seen my chin in a good 6 years

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No large breakfasts, only regular and no free substitutions. Morrison’s cafe, I don’t even recognise you anymore #AGreatBritishInstitutionRuined #Morrisons

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Been at a wedding and seen loads of family and I can say the most stressful thing of today was my sat nav saying ‘at the roundabout take the 6th exit’ I’m not one for motorway roundabouts

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@flatbreadfusion Listened to it last night 😂 not sure why Coldplay is a regular occurrence in my life now 😂

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Told myself I’d clean my flat but I’ve just been laid on my sofa for an hour and a half listening to Coldplay #WastingJacksTime2021

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@LydiaGarnett1 Yeah boiiii

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@LydiaGarnett1 Story of my life 😂 procrastinated further and got a Nandos

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@imnotunderage Sarahhhh miiiiiiiilican

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Do they do desserts oh Hell’s Kitchen! It’s always ‘these scallops are fucking raw!!!’ It’s Never ‘the base of this cherry pie is so undercooked, Paul and Prue are on their way to make an inuendo’

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@imnotunderage If I was there more than 24hrs I would have done, plus, you know #Rona

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This isn’t just any Rona tube, this is a @marksandspencer food hall, mutated virus, Rona tube

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@imnotunderage Aye, you can’t take my calls@but you can be under my tree 😂😂

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You’d think with how obsessed tv licensing people are with me that they’d have a person ready to take my call, but alas, looks like I’m getting more letters 🙃