Lady Rainacorn ♑

#NCAT #TeamCapricorn ♑ #TeamASSHOLE #YBYSAIA #LAKERNATION I'm a Martian so dont try and understand me

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@FijiWtrfallz @itssthyherinme Exactly! Somebody asked me if I'd ever go thru my husband's phone. I said nope. I'm not going nowhere, he provides for the family. I'd be a wife with a broken heart knowing I'm not leaving. I'm good on knowing nothing

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

ONCE AGAIN THE WRONG CAST MEMBER FROM HOME ALONE 2

[InStyle @InStyle]

Hayden Panettiere’s Family Releases Heartbreaking Statement After Her Death at 36 https://t.co/e208uAMgxA

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women should be placed on a pedestal and worshipped.

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@HopelessHope91 @AmazingNature00 Correct. Different incidents. I dont think they meant to imply it was the same incident

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

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[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

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[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@SamsungMobileUS Haven't upgraded my watch sinxe the 4. I need this #GalaxyGiveaways #GalaxyWatch9 #GalaxyAi

[Willie Nelson @WillieNelson]

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@RoweTandi @iroasmas 🤣 I'd watch it! I've said so many things I never thought I'd have to say and they all giggle and live their best lives

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@RoweTandi @iroasmas 🤣 I wont jinx myself as im sure its coming one day. I did stay up all night with my oldest for a project he "remembered " 2 days prior. That's was torture enough

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@RoweTandi @iroasmas This is fantastic! My kids never tell me until right before bed anyway so there's no way the tooth fairy can be informed this late

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@RoweTandi @iroasmas Mine is that we have to schedule the tooth fairy visit and if yall tell me or remind me after 6, her office hours are over and shes prepping for deliveries. Works well bc I tend to forget to cash and it buys me time

[KC @MR_THollywood]

@AshleyShyMiller Mike said it best

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@Chris490360 Charge this boy the same way they charging the black girl from Norcom High for hitting that other runner with a baton

[WAVY TV 10 @WAVY_News]

Norfolk SPCA has temporarily suspended its dog adoption, but animal lovers at home can help.

https://t.co/tOYQanybUi

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

@annie87601790 @linoliciousz @sooyounggxo @mamatare1 That's not what she said. In a comment she clearly says not with no white girl. She stopped bc she's white and thats weird

[Lady Rainacorn ♑ @Jack_ina_Box13]

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