Jack

[Jack @Jackademics]

One slice of pizza that you didn't pay for tastes infinifely better than a whole pizza that you completely paid for

[Jack @Jackademics]

"Y'all wanna sit around and eat cheese? We can turn up a little too 🍷"

- every suburban adult with a child

[Jack @Jackademics]

To everyone upset about the Roe v. Wade overturn:

Please direct your anger towards your state governments. Force your state to make abortions a local government issue. Then force your local government to make abortion a personal decision.

[Jack @Jackademics]

Law of Supply and Demand breaks down in an economy based on debt slavery

Normal: Rent prices soar ➡️ people cant afford to pay ➡️ rent prices drop

US: Rent prices soar ➡️ people buy more on credit to afford their rent ➡️financial freedom eradicated

Work forever, own nothing (:

[Max quotes @MAX__quotes]

"Just go bald."

[Jack @Jackademics]

I need a nap. I've been awake for 5hrs straight.

[Jack @Jackademics]

@telfairtime Yeah thats not for me.

Religion is just putting god in a box.

[Jack @Jackademics]

@telfairtime I don't see why not 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jack @Jackademics]

@telfairtime If you mean the god of high school, No.

If you mean something surreal, Yes.

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@tulapls Its almost like, idk, maybe 9 people shouldn't make life changing decisions for 300 million people? Just a thought

[Jack @Jackademics]

If department stores start selling food like IKEA does, I want the rights to #NORDSTROMBOLI

[Jack @Jackademics]

Whether you're 9yrs old or 49yrs old, the minute you figure out how to use cling wrap is the minute you become an adult

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@tulapls I feel like your heart can't afford your brain

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The Neti Pot

[Jack @Jackademics]

It gets increasingly difficult to stay neutral when 29% of one side's reported deaths are literally children.

I'll even accept exaggeration of up to 10%...

...which means 1 in 5 people killed is a child.

$16.6B Defense Budget and lack the precision to avoid killing children??

[Jack @Jackademics]

You cannot love without hate. You are equally as benevolent as you are evil.

Why do you love? Who do you hate?

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Mississippi should permit and approve MORE abortions than any other state because propagating whatever tf culture is going on there is a practically a crime against humanity.

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Dictator: "If there were human rights abuses, the news would report them"

*bombs news reporters' headquarters*

[Jack @Jackademics]

Would you pay the ransom?