The Joker

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[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@VexinglyQuinn --and weapons, detailing many different creative methods of murder and torture.

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@VexinglyQuinn Joker stood hunched over a table in the middle of the room wich was covered with assorted scattered pieces of paper--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@VexinglyQuinn --he felt like he needed to think up some new gimmicks to have fun with the Bat.

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@VexinglyQuinn --wall with bullet holes. Today the Joker was in a particularly bad mood. Nothing seemed original anymore, and--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@VexinglyQuinn --taped to a corkboard with some darts sticking out of it, and a short ways away a happy face had been "drawn" on the--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@VexinglyQuinn Joker ignored her call, pacing the floor of his... Office, I suppose? On the far wall there was a crude drawing of Batman--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@_BatgirlBabs --let old Mistah Jay give you his patented Robin treatment?" Joker murmured to her, his twisted smile growing wider.

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@_BatgirlBabs --out a crowbar, sections of it stained a darker color than the rest. "Ah, memories... Waddaya say, batbrat? How about you--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@_BatgirlBabs Joker easily dodged the feebly thrown projectile, laughing maniacally and dancing around her crumpled form. Then he pulled--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@_BatgirlBabs By the time she got up, Joker had a gun point blank at her midsection. "No, just joking," he said before pulling the trigger

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@JackandaJoke --as he ran behind her and pistol-whipped her across the back of the head. @_BatgirlBabs

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@JackandaJoke --hallway, he spotted a flash of black, yellow and red. The bat brat! "Oh, I've ALWAYS wanted to do this!" He said to himself-

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

Joker skipped through all the carnage gleefully, taking potshots at heroes who were occupied fighting Ultron's drones. Suddenly, down a--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@HenryPymJnr "Eh, a guy can hope," Joker said with a shrug, then pulled a revolver on Henry. "What do you want, hero kid?" Joker growled.

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@HenryPymJnr --mistake literally came back from the dead to bite me in the ass," he stated between gritted teeth.

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@HenryPymJnr Joker froze and closed his eyes. "I really hope that wasn't you, hero kid. The last time I killed a baby hero, that little--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@HenryPymJnr --before slamming the door in his face.

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@HenryPymJnr --But he really didn't expect to see the little boy from that lab. "Oh you again! The little hero. Scram!" Joker said,--

[The Joker @JackandaJoke]

@HenryPymJnr Joker opened the door, not knowing what to expect. Surprise was one of life's greatest gifts after all!--