Jack

19, #everythingtwt @jacksoffall
satirical thoughts & jokes
true one-line MC

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

For every tweet I write, it’s twenty-five to life

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

My doctor told me that random boners are a sign of high testosterone but if i ever get one from the reception lady again, he’ll see me in court…

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@_lil_meow0 👀

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I’m not a rapist. But

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@user0028283626 I’d be unstoppable. Polish pussy donno what hit em

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@user0028283626 ?????????

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

You can ignore my calls, but u can’t unsuck these balls

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@azuraninjaa 😪

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

Hit my head on the ceiling while masturbating

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

My dick get icky sticky when u pop a titty

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

My bwc boner punctured my pyjamas

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@azuraninjaa Call me Ceasar the way my boner ceased to exist

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I get medieval in the bedroom

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I was watching double penetration gay tentacle hentai porn at mcdonalds today but shook my head so everyone knew i didn’t enjoy it and that I wasn’t gay.

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

As a rapist, I don’t like it when you tell me about your day. Like, can we get down to it now?

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

Oh u liked, retweeted and followed? I’m gonna ram my boner in you rn, say I won’t

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@regooyoku Out of sight

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I fucking despise all of you. Don’t dm me if u don’t have something constructive to say. I will not e-rape you. Probably.

[Zeref @azuraninjaa]

@Jackedoffall

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@regooyoku Ion be raping like that

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@regooyoku 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩