Jackie Bahama

Person? Worlding 24/7. Body pod: CB.

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@hulu wtf? You cut the Oscars before best actress??

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“If I was a feral cat, I would live in a cemetery.” -Rebecca Joy

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#XanaxAndChill? Who can even Netflix in retrograde? #IAmBecomeStressed

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🙌🙌🙌 omg I’m at church and @cher is preaching🙌🙌🙌

[Cher @cher]

🎂time

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What is it to be present? #asking4afriend

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Lately I’ve been wondering how comedians are able to find a funny perspective on the way America has devolved into a toxic hellscape and then I realized, they’re having a hard hard time with it too. Poignant. Truthful. Bitterly sarcastic. #amypoehler https://t.co/Y4jsgmA3ev

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

Amy Poehler was named one of the 40 most powerful people in comedy and her answers to these questions are genius:
(Also before you bust me out- I realize my battery is on 4%)

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Yo I’m sick & locking for rom-com’s to heal me from the couch— and pull up Rumor Has It which is ABOUT THREE GENERATIONS OF WOMEN CROSSING SWORDS W/ THE SAME MAN!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮AND it’s from 2005! Progress? How was this greenlit?! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 #patriarchy (PS a dude wrote it)

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The criticisms of @iamsambee and @michelleisawolf by the @WhiteHouse is blatant misdirection—spinning and deflecting away from the heart of the msg: Ivanka & Huckabee r guilty of being complicit to hypocrisy at minimum, tone def &/or straight-up lying. #ArtOfSpin #CallingBullshit

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Actually, I watched this and my eardrums ruptured 🤷‍♀️ #yannyorlaurel https://t.co/tztv2gZfnK

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

White supremacists are bad at comedy. https://t.co/RoMz51dBrV

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I’m late to the party, but I hear ‘tabby’. #yannyorlaurel

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Dis cat really knows how to live. #thesimplelife https://t.co/q8KRsOjc4p

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Sign me up for a Destiny’s Child reunion tour please as long as I don’t have to go to Brochella 😬

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@erinkilkenny Just accept that you are an idiot. #CardboardWaynesWorld

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@MasterCard Start something priceless like having people work your door for an event that’s half empty inside. #StartSomethingPriceless #CashMeOutsideCuzAintNoOnesInside #MasterThePossibilitiesOfLettingPeoeIn #MastercardHouse #MastercardHouseIsWack

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Never wanted tiger skin before... still don’t. Too much fur... 🤔#CicaCreamCommercial

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Glad to see Oprah is accompanied by both Stedman and Gayle. Would have it no other way #GayleForce #livetweetingGG2018

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Carol Burnett for the Burn! 👌👌 #livetweetingGG2018

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Oh snap @nytimes He said. She said. She said. She said. She said. She said. She said. So much power 👌👌 #livetweetingGG2018

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I've got 2 hand it 2 the Kardashians, they're far better at shellacking on the makeup than I'll ever be. But I'm coming for their duck face.