Jackie Guy

The Real Life Nurse Jackie, and part time ski coach/enthusiast!

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Me: just had eye surgery yesterday and want to sleep in finally
Utility workers: let’s do some jackhammering at 7 in the morning
Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️😫

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Dear man on the train,
No one has the desire or the need to listen to the obnoxious background music of the game you are playing on your phone. Please shut it off, or better yet invest in headphones! 🙄

Sincerely an annoyed commuter rail rider just trying to nap before work 😴

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

I made my Anselmian Giving gift to staskiing because my 4 years at Saint Anselm would not have… https://t.co/daHXjq2CkT

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

This graph does such a great job of telling me how fucking lazy I am when I'm not at work... #nightshiftproblems #lifeofnursejackie 🏃🏼🙅🏼

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

That awkward moment when no one in your family appreciated you sense of humor .... 😂🙃 #familygrouptext #nomagic

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

@lindseyvonn do you still get some pain in your knee when you lay your ski over on edge? Just got my hardware out👍🏻

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

When Amazon Prime knows way too much about what's going in my life... It starts to keep creepy #iamtitanium 😷🔪🔩🔧💉🏥🤕

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

@kamato27 just wait until you go outside in a dry 115 degree day 😅😰😱🤒😭🙈

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

I'm so bored of being stuck in my apartment not able to drive. I just took an Uber to go visit my friends at work #thisisnojoke #gimplife 🤘🏻

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

4 years ago watching the opening ceremony I was lying in a hospital bed, high on pain killers. I'm hoping this one will be as entertaining 😬

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

#adulting is so exhausting, just spent the last 3 hours getting a new drivers license & updating my car insurance... And yet I'm not done 😔

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Nothing creepier than a 63 y/o male patient saying to you "if you were 40 years older, I'd be chasing you around" #thatsmycuetoleave 🙄😕

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Having a patient with a service dog last night, probably made it the least stressful shift I've ever had!#dogsmakeitbetter #nurselife 🐶🏥👍😊

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Conversations with my dad are always interesting. But this was a new level #myparentsareinIsrael #babyjesus

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Today's diet consisted of a ego waffle, some Cheerios, & 2 Popsicles.... Shout out to the stomach flu for getting me out of work tonight 😷 😴

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Worse thing about be home is my parents need to know where I am at all times, chill ppl I know how to adult #im24 😒

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

Laid down at noon to take a nap... Woke up 5 hours later... I guess I was tired 😴😳 #nightshiftproblems #couldsleepfordays

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

All I wanna do is sleep before I work tonight. Instead there is a church choir in my house singing Christmas songs #onlymylife 😒💤👎🏻🙉

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

@kellywild9 easy rookie mistake, when in doubt use more grounds, strong coffee can always be watered down! ☕️👍

[Jackie Guy @JackieGuy8]

@kellywild9
1 Get coffee grounds
2 get a filter (or paper towel)
3 boil water
4 poor water over grounds
5 drink it
#youwelcome